Run for the Hills: Tila Tequila Is Having a Baby

Myspace personality, Hitler sympathizer, and greatest actor of her generation Tila Tequila is pregnant, she announced in a tweet Friday.

In 2010, the former reality star said she was pregnant with the rapper The Game's child, which, shockingly, turned out to be untrue. Given the former reality TV star's apparent mental state — she wrote, in apparent seriousness, about battling reptilian beasts "in 4D realm" last year — if she's for real this time, there's probably reason to be worried for this child. According to Tila, there's also the truly terrifying prospect of Tequila twins.

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