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			<title><![CDATA[These Heartbreaking Letters by Tyler Clementi's Gay Brother Will Make You Cry Your Eyes Out]]></title>
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				Earlier this week, the <em>New Yorker</em> published an <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/02/06/120206fa_fact_parker">extensive article</a> correcting the record on the case of Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers Freshman <a href="http://gawker.com/5651367/the-tragic-story-of-tyler-clementi-rutgers-webcam-voyeurism-victim">who killed himself</a> after his roommate attempted to broadcast his sexual liaison on the internet. While it became evident that some of the intellectual perceptions of the case were wrong, <em>Out</em> magazine published something today that shows that the emotional response to the case, especially in the gay community was spot on.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5881322/these-heartbreaking-letters-by-tyler-clementis-gay-brother-will-make-you-cry-your-eyes-out" title="Click here to read more about These Heartbreaking Letters by Tyler Clementi's Gay Brother Will Make You Cry Your Eyes Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:33 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian Moylan]]></dc:creator>
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				Today we learned about a <a href="http://gawker.com/5879312/nathaniel-hoders-friends-are-smoking-weed">mother who is definitely not a narc</a>. And we learned about a <a href="http://gawker.com/5879347/the-drug-that-hospitalized-demi-moore-whip+its">mother who could have probably used a narc</a>. Crazy mama's abound, so it's no wonder that your mother is probably the reason behind your case of the sads.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5879373/what-ya-mamma-gave-ya-is-actually-depression" title="Click here to read more about What Ya Mamma Gave Ya Is Actually Depression">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today <em>People</em> published <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20564431,00.html">a post</a> quoting <em>Project Runway</em>'s finicky fashion doyenne Tim Gunn saying he hasn't had sex in 29 years. God, Tim, will you shut up about this?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5879263/tim-gunn-needs-to-shut-up-about-not-having-sex-in-almost-30-years" title="Click here to read more about Tim Gunn Needs To Shut Up About Not Having Sex in Almost 30 Years">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				First-term Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/10185178-418/sen-mark-kirk-could-have-left-side-problems-after-a-stroke.html">suffered a stroke this weekend</a> and is now recovering from surgery. He had driven himself to the hospital "where doctors discovered a carotid artery dissection in the right side of his neck," according to his office. A neurosurgeon at the hospital says the stroke was on the right side of his brain, which "will affect his ability to move his left arm and possibly his left leg" and could result in "some facial paralysis." But it shouldn't affect his ability to speak or think.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5878493/senator-mark-kirk-suffers-a-stroke-could-have-lasting-damage" title="Click here to read more about Senator Mark Kirk Suffers a Stroke, Could Have Lasting Damage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:35:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Saddest Woman Ever to Fail to Cook Meth in a Walmart]]></title>
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				Here's your bleak and/or infuriating tale of mortally dangerous desperation of the day: Tulsa police <a href="http://www.fox23.com/news/local/story/Woman-caught-making-meth-inside-S-Tulsa-Walmart/Rgu31vt1m0me-p0WwKsN_w.cspx">arrested</a> a woman for attempting to make meth <em>inside</em> a Walmart store yesterday. Elizabeth Elisha Halfmoon was in the store for six hours. When police finally noticed her, she was "mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle."				<a href="http://gawker.com/5866633/the-saddest-woman-ever-to-fail-to-cook-meth-in-a-walmart" title="Click here to read more about The Saddest Woman Ever to Fail to Cook Meth in a Walmart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:54:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[New York Carriage Horse Drops Dead on 54th St.]]></title>
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				Congratulations, tourists. Your pathetic need to reignite the long-dead flames of your loveless marriages by forcing a sickly, mistreated horse to haul your fat asses around Central Park has resulted in murder.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5853023/new-york-carriage-horse-drops-dead-on-54th-st" title="Click here to read more about New York Carriage Horse Drops Dead on 54th St.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:10:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				After spending 26 years in a Texas prison for murdering a guy, Randall Lee Church became a free man in April 2011. As it turns out, however, he didn't care for freedom very much. We <a href="http://gawker.com/5840783/rick-perry-explains-how-supernatural-events-rain-guide-him">can't</a> <a href="http://gawker.com/5838642/texas-hotter-than-a-ferret-in-gaddafis-taint">really</a> <a href="http://gawker.com/5837524/arrival-of-al-jazeera-reporter-sends-texas-school-into-panic">blame</a> him.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5843744/texas-convict-burns-down-house-to-return-to-prison" title="Click here to read more about Texas Convict Burns Down House to Return to Prison">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A rare ginger-colored seal pup has been discovered on Russia's Tyuleniy Island, hiding under a pile of logs, hungry and alone. Its seal family abandoned it, likely for being <a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/875598-albino-seal-pup-left-all-alone-after-being-rejected-by-his-family">albino</a>. 61-year-old nature photographer Anatoly Strakhov tells the shocking tale of seal colorism to <em><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037734/The-lonely-seal-wanted-Pup-abandoned-having-rare-brown-fur.html">The Daily Mail</a></em>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5840812/the-loneliest-baby-seal-in-the-world" title="Click here to read more about The Loneliest Baby Seal in the World">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The only member of Russia's Lokomotiv Yaroslavl hockey team to survive a plane crash that killed 44 people, 26-year-old Alexander Galimov, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2011-09-12/russia-plane-crash-player-death/50364702/1">died of severe burns in a Moscow hospital today</a>. A member of the flight crew is the last survivor.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5839210/russian-hockey-player-who-survived-plane-crash-dies" title="Click here to read more about Russian Hockey Player Who Survived Plane Crash Dies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Sep 2011 06:26:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				This is kind of sad: Alabama's most populous county could be <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-07-28/jefferson-county-stares-down-bankruptcy-as-citizens-grow-weary-of-crisis.html">forced to file for bankruptcy</a> after accruing a $3 billion sewer debt. One could argue that Jefferson County's finances really did go down the shitter on this one.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5825524/sewer-crisis-could-bankrupt-entire-county" title="Click here to read more about 'Sewer Crisis' Could Bankrupt Entire Alabama County">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Virginia man accidentally set his house on fire while trying to cremate Thor, his dead Rottweiler, in his backyard.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5822067/man-burns-down-house-trying-to-cremate-his-rottweiler" title="Click here to read more about Man Burns Down House Trying to Cremate His Rottweiler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Jul 2011 22:37:41 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Something New to Fear: Your Eyeballs Exploding]]></title>
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				 Jose Goncalves of Hartford, Connecticut, doesn't have a working right eye anymore, but he does have 925,000 new dollars. The money comes from the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, which agreed to compensate Goncalves for a botched cataract operation during which his eye, uhhhh, blew up.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5816570/something-new-to-fear-your-eyeballs-exploding" title="Click here to read more about Something New to Fear: Your Eyeballs Exploding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 07:35:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The co-founder of <em>Thrasher</em> magazine, Eric Swenson, <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/22/BA3F1K1953.DTL">committed suicide</a> on Monday in front of a police station in San Francisco. Swenson also co-founded Independent Trucks and Spitfire wheels, and he helped to create High Speed Productions Inc, which publishes <em>Thrasher</em>, <em>Slap</em>, and <em>Juxtapoz</em> magazines. In a <a href="http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/eric-swenson-rip/">statement</a> on its website, <em>Thrasher</em> wrote, "Never one to clamor for the spotlight, he preferred the hard work, orchestrating the show from behind the scenes." He was 64.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5814752/thrasher-magazine-co+founder-commits-suicide-at-police-station" title="Click here to read more about Thrasher Magazine Co-Founder Commits Suicide at Police Station">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The picturesque mountain town of <a href="http://www.kalispell.com/">Kalispell</a>, Montana (pop: 19,927) is becoming a haven for extremists after several marquee names from various angry white person groups have set up shop there. And just last week, ex-Kalispell militia leader and <a href="http://gawker.com/5811684/fanny-pack+wearing-terrorist-ignites-montana-shoot-out?tag=terrorism">wearer of fanny packs</a> David Burgert got into a gunfight with sheriff's deputies a few hours away from the town.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5814365/montana-town-becomes-hotbed-of-angry-white-people" title="Click here to read more about Montana Town Becomes Haven for Angry White People">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The staff for resigning Rep. Anthony Weiner are feeling awfully sentimental today as they clean out the office. Wouldn't you? I mean you'd be losing your job, for Christ's sake &mdash; and there are literally no other jobs available in America!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5814074/anybody-got-a-camera-for-anthony-weiner" title="Click here to read more about Anybody Got a Camera for Anthony Weiner?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The parents of Kaavya Viswanathan &mdash; the former Harvard undergrad whose literary career was cut short after <a href="http://gawker.com/news/harvard/harvards-viswanathan-celebrates-fake-writer-day-169103.php">her first novel was discovered to be partially plagiarized</a> &mdash; died early this morning when their small plane crashed at Rickenbacker International Airport in central Ohio.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5813439/parents-of-harvards-chick+lit-plagiarist-die-in-plane-crash" title="Click here to read more about Parents of Harvard's Chick-Lit Plagiarist Die in Plane Crash">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Jun 2011 20:41:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Tanya McDowell, the homeless Connecticut woman who was <a href="http://gawker.com/5796007">charged with larceny</a> for heinously enrolling her son in an elementary school in a town where she doesn't live, now has a new pile of legal woes. She was arrested last Friday for <a href="http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Affidavit-Tanya-McDowell-offered-to-sell-drugs-1421618.php">allegedly selling crack and weed</a> to undercover cops on three separate occasions, as well as offering them prostitutes. One of the alleged transactions occurred during her son's birthday party.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5811674/homeless-mom-accused-of-education-theft-arrested-for-selling-crack" title="Click here to read more about Homeless Mom, Accused of Education Theft, Arrested for Selling Crack">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jun 2011 05:20:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Earlier today, a 29-year-old man jumped into New York Harbor and attempted to swim to Liberty Island, because he believed God wanted him to do that. Luckily, he survived.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5808750/man-jumps-into-frigid-ny-harbor-says-god-told-him-to" title="Click here to read more about Man Jumps Into 'Frigid' NY Harbor, Says God Told Him To">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Jun 2011 22:11:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Since being portrayed as a hard-partying tech playboy by Justin Timberlake in the <em>Social Network</em>, it has become impossible for Napster founder Sean Parker to have a party that is <em>not</em> a crazy blowout because of his new reputation. He <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/facebook_king_feels_stigma_mwptlul4FjGLNbgJ56mYDI">tells</a> the <em>Post</em>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5808274/sean-parker-trapped-in-endless-nightmare-of-awesome-parties" title="Click here to read more about Sean Parker Trapped in Endless Nightmare of Awesome Parties">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:43:58 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				That damn equine herpes outbreak has cut the number of visitors to the Memorial Day Classic weeklong horse show in LA down to about half of what they usually are. But why are people so scared? It can't spread to humans, anyway. From the <a href="http://www.glendalenewspress.com/news/tn-gnp-0529-horses,0,372343.story">LA Times</a>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5806769/no-one-wants-to-see-the-herpes-horses" title="Click here to read more about No One Wants to See the Herpes Horses">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 May 2011 16:33:20 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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				John Delaney was reportedly just 150 feet from the peak of Mount Everest when he died Saturday, having collapsed from an unknown medical condition. The Intrade founder passed away without knowing he had a new daughter. He was 42.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5805620/the-tragic-unforeseen-death-of-a-prediction-technology-mogul" title="Click here to read more about The Tragic, Unforeseen Death of a Prediction Technology Mogul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 May 2011 17:55:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Mark Haines, CNBC's <a href="http://gawker.com/5175773/cnbcer-addled-by-new-depression?tag=markhaines">lovable and irascible drunk uncle</a>, has died suddenly, <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/43167028">the network reported this morning</a>. Haines was the founding anchor of <em>Squawk Box</em>, one of the financial network's signature shows. He was with CNBC for 22 years. No cause of death has been announced.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5805413/cnbcs-mark-haines-dead-at-65" title="Click here to read more about CNBC's Mark Haines Dead at 65">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 May 2011 10:29:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Congratulations are in order for Don Gorske, 57, America's saddest man, who <a href="http://www.wisinfo.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011105160417">earned his very own story</a> in his hometown <em>Fond du Lac </em>(Wis.)<em> Reporter </em>yesterday, on the eve of his consumption of his 25,000th Big Mac sandwich.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5802664/americas-saddest-man-eats-25000th-big-mac-today" title="Click here to read more about America's Saddest Man Eats 25,000th Big Mac Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 May 2011 11:07:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Under a nice <em>Global Times</em> headline, "World's oldest panda kicks bucket," we learn the sad news that Ming Ming, the world's oldest giant panda bear, <a href="http://life.globaltimes.cn/odd/2011-05/655672.html">died of old age</a> at the Xiangjiang Wild Animal World in China on May 7. She was 34.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5802601/ming-ming-worlds-oldest-panda-dies" title="Click here to read more about Ming Ming, World's Oldest Panda, Dies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 May 2011 07:27:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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				The body of Jerry William McDonald, a 68-year-old man from Oregon, was discovered by Forest Service rangers on Thursday, tucked inside a sleeping bag in his truck. With him was the homemade calendar on which he chronicled his activities for the nearly 70 days he survived after a heavy snowstorm on Valentine's Day trapped his vehicle just four miles from the nearest town. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5802105/the-mystery-of-the-man-who-chronicled-his-own-chilly-death" title="Click here to read more about The Mystery of the Man Who Chronicled His Own, Chilly Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 May 2011 00:24:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Sadly, tall things will always attract jumpers. The world's tallest building, Dubai's Burj Khalifa, got its first suicide today after a man <a href="http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-news/burj-khalifa-suicide-jump-confirmed-by-police">jumped</a> from 147th floor and landed on a terrace at the 108th floor. The 163-floor Burj Khalifa was completed last January.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5800405/worlds-tallest-building-has-its-first-suicide" title="Click here to read more about World's Tallest Building Has Its First Suicide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Former <em>Playboy</em> Playmate and B-movie star Yvette Vickers was found in a "mummified state" inside her Benedict Canyon, California home by a neighbor last week. Authorities tell the <em>Los Angeles Times</em> that <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/05/early-playboy-playmate-and-b-movie-acress-yvette-vickers-found-dead-in-benedict-canyon.html">she could have been dead for up to a year</a>. Susan Savage found Vickers' body after noticing yellowed mail and cobwebs: "I just had a bad feeling," she told the paper.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5797998/1950s-playmate-found-mummified-inside-home" title="Click here to read more about 1950s Playmate Found Mummified Inside Home">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 May 2011 06:25:50 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				That badass picture isn't a still from the <a href="http://gawker.com/#!5796896/transformers-dark-of-the-moon-trailer-total-eclipse-of-the-brain">new Transformers movie</a>. It's an actual electrical storm behind the actual space shuttle Endeavor, set to launch on its final voyage today. This is the penultimate space shuttle mission; the curtain will fall on the 30-year-old program when Atlantis returns in June. But then what?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5796945/the-anticlimactic-end-to-nasas-space-shuttle-program" title="Click here to read more about The Anticlimactic End to NASA's Space Shuttle Program">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:15:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: Ue5jyj_nosc --><!-- /videoId: Ue5jyj_nosc -->Sad news today: Former singer of  British punk band X-Ray Spex, Poly Styrene died last night in London of cancer. From her Twitter <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Poly_Styrene/status/62809641721143296">account</a>: "We can confirm that the beautiful Poly Styrene, who has been a true fighter, won her battle on Monday evening to go to higher places." Last month, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13193968">talking to the BBC</a> about her latest solo album, she said "I know I'll probably be remembered for 'Oh Bondage Up Yours!'. I'd like to remembered for something a bit more spiritual." [<a href="http://www.nme.com/news/x-ray-spex/56316">NME</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5795683/poly-styrene-of--x+ray-spex-dies-at-53" title="Click here to read more about Poly Styrene of  X-Ray Spex Dies at 53">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A little less than 30 minutes before purposefully driving her minivan off a pier with her four children inside, Lashanda Armstrong updated her Facebook status from her Blackberry: "I'm sorry everyone forgive me please for what I'm gonna do… This is it!!!"				<a href="http://gawker.com/5792231/mother-updated-facebook-before-drowning-herself-and-her-kids" title="Click here to read more about Mother Updated Facebook Before Drowning Herself and Her Kids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It was only two weeks ago that Knut the world famous polar bear <a href="http://gawker.com/#!5783660/knut-the-polar-bear-has-died">drowned</a> at the Berlin Zoo. And early today, officials told the AP that a six-year-old <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/only_2_weeks_after_knuts_death_berlin_zoo_loses_another_young_animal/2011/04/05/AFtcJNiC_story.html?wprss=rss_world">Indian elephant named Shaina Pali died</a> there. A veterinarian suspects an infection is the cause of death, and a necropsy is being performed.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5788982/another-large-animal-dies-at-the-berlin-zoo" title="Click here to read more about Another Large Animal Dies at the Berlin Zoo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Scientists who are probably just trying to make themselves feel better are always doing some study on fat kids, with grim results. The latest: being ostracized just makes fat kids more fat. Yea, well, so?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5787991/fat-kids-find-solace-in-foods-welcoming-embrace" title="Click here to read more about Fat Kids Find Solace in Food's Welcoming Embrace">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Drones Scare Pakistani Cricket Fans]]></title>
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				India beat its longtime rival Pakistan yesterday in the Cricket World Cup semifinals as all of South Asia tuned in via satellite television. Fans in Pakistan's North Waziristan were no exception, although many stayed indoors to avoid Hellfire missiles. From <a href="http://www.dawn.com/2011/03/31/tribesmen-as-crazy-about-cricket-as-other-pakistanis.html">the AFP</a>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5787530/drone-threat-scares-pakistani-cricket-fans" title="Click here to read more about Drones Scare Pakistani Cricket Fans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Mar 2011 06:31:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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				People are into some crazy stuff, but John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for breaking into his old high school in Missouri, <a href="http://www.kctv5.com/news/27314282/detail.html">stealing boys' underwear from their lockers</a>, and masturbating on them. He was charged with burglary and unlawfully entering a high school. Being stuck in the past and a general pervert aren't crimes yet, which is just sort of sad.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5785948/masturbating-man-arrested-for-stealing-underwear-from-high-school-locker-room" title="Click here to read more about Masturbating Man Arrested for Stealing Underwear from High School Locker Room">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:34:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Mar 2011 17:32:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Adrian Chen]]></dc:creator>
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				Japan's National Police Agency today released updated figures on the human toll from the devastating earthquake and tsunami: 9,737 people are confirmed dead, and 16,423 are reported missing. [<a href="http://www3.nhk.or.jp/daily/english/24_01.html">NHK</a>, <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/03/24/134817279/crisis-in-japan-dead-missing-total-rises-above-26-000?ft=1&f=1001">via</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5785239/dead-or-missing-toll-tops-26000-in-japan" title="Click here to read more about Dead or Missing Toll Tops 26,000 in Japan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Mar 2011 08:34:40 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jeff Neumann]]></dc:creator>
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				I realize we have a lot on our worrying plates, between all the tsunamis and Qaddaffis dominating the news these days&mdash;but if I could just momentarily direct your hopelessness in the direction of the adorable, oil-soaked rockhopper penguins above, I'd be much obliged. These faces are the innocent victims of yet another disaster that unfolded Tuesday on Nightingale Island, part of a South Atlantic archipelago located halfway between Argentina and South Africa.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5785208/the-ecological-disaster-no-one-is-talking-about" title="Click here to read more about The Ecological Disaster No One Is Talking About">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Mar 2011 04:03:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Knut the Polar Bear Has Died]]></title>
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				Incredibly sad news from the Berlin Zoo today: Knut, the world famous polar bear, has died. A bear keeper at the zoo, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110319/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_knut_death;_ylt=AvJgjjXnOZ1QPNmEsyufQBqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNwcW9pNWFqBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwMzE5L2V1X2dlcm1hbnlfa251dF9kZWF0aARjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzUEcG9zAzIEcHQDaG9tZV9jb2tlBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNiZXJsaW56b29iZWw-">Heiner Kloes told the AP</a>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5783660/knut-the-polar-bear-has-died" title="Click here to read more about Knut the Polar Bear Has Died">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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