For the truly last-minute shoppers among us, our brave Intern Mary has looked at the top 220 Halloween costumes for women on Amazon and eBay. Would you like to be a sexy witch? A plus-size witch? A Bavarian woman? A sexy firewoman? A sexy bumblebee? A sexy tinwoman? THAT IS JUST A FEW OF THE 220 OPTIONS THAT YOU HAVE!

And here, in the most psychotic graph EVER CREATED, ARE ALL THE REST OF THEM.

Click to enlarge, IF YOU DARE! THE DEAD WILL RISE AND WALK AMONGST US IN "GIRL'S POODLE JACKET" AND "WONDER WOMAN (TODDLER)"! HAIL SATAN!