SantaCon Santa Gets Public Handjob from Naughty Mrs. Claus

The scourge of SantaCon — the "nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason" — is the bane of pretty much every New Yorker, but a boon to voyeurs of badly behaving Santas.

First there was that six-Santa brawl near Union Square that could result in criminal charges.

Now, courtesy of aptly nicknamed filmmaker "Peeping John" Wilson comes footage of another naughty SantaCon incident that took place just a few streets away.

Writing in to Bowery Boogie, Wilson claims he witnessed a SantaCon attendee getting his candy cane swirled by a handy little helper in the outward facing vestibule of a Duane Reade at 3rd and 14th.

And he has the Instagram videos to prove it.

Here's the thing: If you're going to be a SantaCon jerk, might as well make it literal.

[H/T: BroBible, screengrab via Instagram]