Hipsters Are Ruining Twitter, Say Hipsters on Twitter

Dear Facebook employee: If you're going to do something obvious and cliché like wearing cowboy boots to SXSW's geek spring break, please have the decency not to tell Twitter about it. Other Twitter idiocies today:

3:22 PM on Fri Mar 13 2009, by Owen Thomas, 8,316 views, 68 comments
http://gawker.com/5169647/hipsters-are-ruining-twitter-say-hipsters-on-twitter

1 2 3 4 5 Google's austerity campaign (7,438 views, 19 comments)...

8:00 PM on Wed Dec 3 2008, 18 views
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5101692/

Luke Wilson just another bored Twitter user?

Stars — they're just like us, if by "us" you mean "people who use the Internet too much." Luke Wilson, the Hollywood B-lister best known for playing a schlubby everyman, also appears to be a typical user of Twitter, the blogging service...

4:20 PM on Wed Dec 3 2008, by Owen Thomas, 23,450 views, 22 comments
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5101588/luke-wilson-just-another-bored-twitter-user

Weak 'Thunder' Still Strong Enough to Rain on 'Dark Knight' Parade

Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your bulletproof one-stop resource for the weekend in new moviegoing. Or sort of bulletproof — Pineapple Express burned us last week with a late slowdown, but we're preparing to bet the farm on The Dark...

12:15 PM on Fri Aug 15 2008, by STV, 3,102 views, 9 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5037516/weak-thunder-still-strong-enough-to-rain-on-dark-knight-parade

Exclusive: 'Tropic Thunder' Writer Stops Making Fun Of Mentally Challenged People Just Long Enough To Let Us Interview Him

Take a good look at that Tropic Thunder poster. Go past the glossy, airbrushed photos of the film's many stars, past the lush jungle setting, past the fiery explosions, and you might notice something. See there? Down at the bottom? It says...

7:10 PM on Wed Aug 13 2008, by nickm, 5,782 views, 11 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/400360/exclusive-tropic-thunder-writer-stops-making-fun-of-mentally-challenged-people-just-...

Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

After sufficiently mourning the split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the serial dater extraordinaire will add to her...

2:35 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008, by Molly Friedman, 10,541 views, 36 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5023001/who-should-serial-monogamist-drew-barrymore-date-next

Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by the loyal readers of Defamer. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your...

3:30 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008, by STV, 19,353 views, 16 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/396684/hollywood-privacywatch-britney-spears-enjoys-some-poolside-chicken-fingers

Willie Nelson Is Fucking The Wilson Brothers, Jessica Simpson, Woody Harrelson, And Dan Rather

We can say with complete confidence that we have never been more confused, astonished, entertained, and oddly turned on by a music video than we are today, when we witnessed the magic of Willie Nelson’s “You Don’t Think I’m Funny...

4:50 PM on Fri Jun 6 2008, by Molly Friedman, 4,128 views, 10 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5014091/willie-nelson-is-fucking-the-wilson-brothers-jessica-simpson-woody-harrelson-and-da...