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When Is a 'Stripper Pole' Actually Just a Pole?
Hey Real World: Brooklyn. Here's the heezy right over here. You need to get back on it. Because you were certainly off it last night. (That didn't make sense, I know.)
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The Real World: Brooklyn Has Lotsa Ladies, and Pete Wentz
The spritely, genial season of The Real World: Brooklyn ambles on. Last night we watched Scotty seduce ladies, Chet seduce Pete Wentz, and Ryan get seduced, sorta, by New York. The girls were there too.
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LOTS of People Want to BFF with Paris—She Swears You Guys!
Giant-footed reptilian invader Paris Hilton is denying reports that only a few trannies auditioned be on her upcoming reality show. And, no, she's not counting little Scotty Mouthbreather. From her MySpace page (Sic, sic on all of this!): "And...
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Little Scotty Mouthbreather in Disturbing Paris BFF Bid
Icky Blue States Lose thing Little Scotty Mouthbreather is using his pull at icky American Apparel in an icky attempt to be cast in the upcoming reality TV nightmare Paris Hilton's My New BFF. A mass email sent by the leg-warmer marketeers...
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Little Scotty Mouthbreather Goes Mainstream
According to an unsolicited, totally undesired MySpace message I received yesterday from Little Scotty Mouthbreather himself (full chill-inducing text after the jump), our existentially-handicapped hiptard rapper friend will be appearing along...
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Blue States Lollapalooza
As the great Impressionist Paul Gauguin said, "Life being what it is, one seeks revenge." It is in that spirit that Alex Blagg seeks revenge against the impressions of humorously clad hipsters enjoying themselves at Last Night's Party and...
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Surviving The Game
Once again, Alex Blagg ruins his eyesight gazing at the party pictures from Last Night's Party, Cobrasnake, and probably some other ones. At this point there's very little more we can say that has already been said. But that's okay. Sometimes...
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The Cream Of The Crop
It's a very special edition of everyone's favorite hipster-hating feature, Blue States Lose! And by very special, we mean that Alex Blagg punked out on us today, so rather than scan endless photos from the Cobrasnake, Last Night's Party,...
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Obscenities On A T-Shirt
Remember last week when we tried to shake things up by giving you some thumbnails of the actual hipsters Alex Blagg gets paid to pillory? Well, enough of you complained that we've decided we're going right back to plain text! Enjoy your mockery of...
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Space Alien Makeup
We are currently sitting around on our rapidly-expanding asses waiting for Alex Blagg to finish up his weekly hipster mockery so we can get the hell out of here. We're not going to bother checking to see if the links work or even read the thing,...
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