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Eric Schaeffer is Back and Looking for Tranny Action

Proto-douche and I Can't Believe I'm Still Single author Eric Shaeffer is back to annoy us all with his blog. When a reader wrote in, "The reason you can't find a girl is on account of getting fucked in the ass by doms," Schaeffer offered this...

2:09 PM on Sat Jun 28 2008, by ian spiegelman, 7,554 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/5020518/eric-schaeffer-is-back-and-looking-for-tranny-action

TedSez's Iron Curtain Call

Every so often one commenter serves the public body in singularly superb fashion. These comrades deserve recognition individually so they may come forward and take a bow. Today we honor commenter TedSez who, in admirably modest fashion, manages...

5:24 PM on Fri Feb 8 2008, by Richard, 4,490 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/354515/tedsezs-iron-curtain-call

Just in time for Halloween, New York Press sex columnist Kelly Krethtells us which writers and "writers" she'd like to bone next, now that already notched loser- director-pervert Eric Schaeffer on her lipstick case. We read this so now you have...

12:40 PM on Wed Oct 31 2007, by Emily Gould, 2,432 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/scary-sex-fantasies-to-tell-in-the-dark/-317252.php

Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

Hey, remember that wannabe i-banker douchebag Alexsey Vayner and his insanely braggy resume video? Do you recall Eric Schaeffer, the failed writer/director who hates women and blogs about how he can't believe he's still single? Well, what if...

11:50 AM on Thu Oct 11 2007, by Emily Gould, 308,531 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/douchebags/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world-309684...

Kelly Kreth Is Single And A President

In response our assertion that she was still dating yoga-loving, woman-hating "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single" author Eric Schaeffer, Kelly Kreth writes:Hi there Gawker, I am Kelly Kreth, the new sex/relationship writer for the NY Press (and...

2:20 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007, by Joshua Stein, 3,605 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/she-works-hard-for-the-money/kelly-kreth-is-single-and-a-president-307657.php

Gotham's Most Eligible Bachelors Are Single For A Reason

Gotham magazine has compiled its list of the hottest 100 most eligible bachelors in New York. And ladies, just a note, if these guys are the creme of the crop, you are soooooo screwed! First of all, many of them are "openly" gay. Second of all,...

1:13 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007, by Joshua Stein, 6,991 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/no-how/gothams-most-eligible-bachelors-are-single-for-a-reason-307526.php

Eric Schaeffer Is In Chicago; New York's Women Breathe Easy

Eric Schaeffer, the world's worst man, the man who cannot understand why no woman will marry him, the jerkiest jerk in jerk town, is on his book tour to support his opus, "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single"! Our Special Correspondent For Sexy...

4:15 PM on Tue Sep 25 2007, by Choire, 7,536 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/jerks-on-parade/eric-schaeffer-is-in-chicago-new-yorks-women-breathe-easy-303545.php

Total Freak: "Eric Schaeffer Is A Perfectly Normal And Acceptable Date"

Publicist Kelly Kreth had long fantasized about boning the author of I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, noted emosogynist perv Eric Schaeffer. So it's really no surprise that, when she finally managed to cram herself into his busy dating schedule,...

11:20 AM on Thu Sep 20 2007, by Emily Gould, 12,447 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/dating/total-freak-eric-schaeffer-is-a-perfectly-normal-and-acceptable-date-301844.php

Like Going To Church To Learn How To Sing

3:40 PM on Fri Aug 24 2007, by Emily Gould, 3,992 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/gold-star-motel/like-going-to-church-to-learn-how-to-sing-293239.php

Yoga Classes Are Full Of Sleazy Eric Schaeffers

The article in the Times today about "inappropriate yoga guys," as immortalized in one of the funniest YouTube videos we've ever seen (seriously, watch it and see if you don't spit out your coffee when he does that Ujjayi breath), rips off all our...

2:40 PM on Thu Aug 23 2007, by Emily Gould, 14,760 views, Comment
http://gawker.com/news/getting-some-asana/yoga-classes-are-full-of-sleazy-eric-schaeffers-292713.php