Eric Schaeffer Still Working His Worst-Douche-in-the-World Shtick

In the halcyon days of 2007, Eric Schaeffer, a skeevy Internet dater and author of ironically titled book I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, was one of Gawker's favorite villains. He's getting another TV show.

6:47 PM on Fri Apr 3 2009, by Gabriel Snyder, 5,641 views, 36 comments
http://gawker.com/5197723/eric-schaeffer-still-working-his-worst+douche+in+the+world-shtick

Eric Schaeffer is Back and Looking for Tranny Action

Proto-douche and I Can't Believe I'm Still Single author Eric Shaeffer is back to annoy us all with his blog. When a reader wrote in, "The reason you can't find a girl is on account of getting fucked in the ass by doms," Schaeffer offered this...

2:09 PM on Sat Jun 28 2008, by ian spiegelman, 9,302 views, 67 comments
http://gawker.com/5020518/eric-schaeffer-is-back-and-looking-for-tranny-action

The complete list of TED attendees

TED, an annual, star-studded group thumbsuck held in Monterey, Calif., bills itself as "Ideas Worth Spreading." Organizers don't think its attendee list is worth spreading. We were curious why, and got our hands on the complete list. Judge for...

8:35 PM on Thu Feb 28 2008, by Owen Thomas, 20,888 views, 16 comments
http://valleywag.gawker.com/362119/the-complete-list-of-ted-attendees

TedSez's Iron Curtain Call

Every so often one commenter serves the public body in singularly superb fashion. These comrades deserve recognition individually so they may come forward and take a bow. Today we honor commenter TedSez who, in admirably modest fashion, manages...

5:24 PM on Fri Feb 8 2008, by Richard Lawson, 4,524 views, 121 comments
http://gawker.com/354515/tedsezs-iron-curtain-call

Just in time for Halloween, New York Press sex columnist Kelly Krethtells us which writers and "writers" she'd like to bone next, now that already notched loser- director-pervert Eric Schaeffer on her lipstick case. We read this so now you have...

12:40 PM on Wed Oct 31 2007, by Emily Gould, 2,462 views, 75 comments
http://gawker.com/317252/

Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

Hey, remember that wannabe i-banker douchebag Alexsey Vayner and his insanely braggy resume video? Do you recall Eric Schaeffer, the failed writer/director who hates women and blogs about how he can't believe he's still single? Well, what if...

11:50 AM on Thu Oct 11 2007, by Emily Gould, 338,851 views, 2041 comments
http://gawker.com/309684/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world

Kelly Kreth Is Single And A President

In response our assertion that she was still dating yoga-loving, woman-hating "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single" author Eric Schaeffer, Kelly Kreth writes:Hi there Gawker,

2:20 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007, by Joshua Stein, 3,753 views, 53 comments
http://gawker.com/307657/kelly-kreth-is-single-and-a-president

Gotham's Most Eligible Bachelors Are Single For A Reason

Gotham magazine has compiled its list of the hottest 100 most eligible bachelors in New York. And ladies, just a note, if these guys are the creme of the crop, you are soooooo screwed! First of all, many of them are "openly" gay. Second of all,...

1:13 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007, by Joshua Stein, 8,267 views, 51 comments
http://gawker.com/307526/gothams-most-eligible-bachelors-are-single-for-a-reason

Eric Schaeffer Is In Chicago; New York's Women Breathe Easy

Eric Schaeffer, the world's worst man, the man who cannot understand why no woman will marry him, the jerkiest jerk in jerk town, is on his book tour to support his opus, "I Can't Believe I'm Still Single"! Our Special Correspondent For Sexy...

4:15 PM on Tue Sep 25 2007, by Choire, 8,093 views, 56 comments
http://gawker.com/303545/eric-schaeffer-is-in-chicago-new-yorks-women-breathe-easy

Total Freak: "Eric Schaeffer Is A Perfectly Normal And Acceptable Date"

Publicist Kelly Kreth had long fantasized about boning the author of I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, noted emosogynist perv Eric Schaeffer. So it's really no surprise that, when she finally managed to cram herself into his busy dating schedule,...

11:20 AM on Thu Sep 20 2007, by Emily Gould, 13,014 views, 124 comments
http://gawker.com/301844/total-freak-eric-schaeffer-is-a-perfectly-normal-and-acceptable-date