Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her "explanation" lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons. But there are theories.

3:04 PM on Mon Jul 6 2009, by Pareene, 30,572 views, 115 comments
http://gawker.com/5308589/whittling-down-the-reasons-sarah-palin-quit-governing-alaska

UPDATED: Fox News Kept Mum on its Involvement With Ensign's Affair

Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband of Sen. John Ensign's mistress, wrote a letter to Fox News five days before the story broke that Ensign had ruined his life and career. Fox never reported it, and called Hampton an extortionist.

12:11 PM on Fri Jun 19 2009, by John Cook, 9,234 views, 30 comments
http://gawker.com/5296882/updated-fox-news-kept-mum-on-its-involvement-with-ensigns-affair

Greta Van Susteren Talking Out the Side of Her Neck

In your plastic Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren explains why she's a better friend to "poor African Americans" than Barack Obama is, along with newspaper news, TV news, and New York Post blowjob news.

1:52 PM on Wed Jun 17 2009, by Hamilton Nolan, 4,287 views, 12 comments
http://gawker.com/5294141/greta-van-susteren-talking-out-the-side-of-her-neck/gallery/

The Week We Supermanned That Socialism

This week we all just couldn't stop hugging each other, all the time. Our parents were shocked! Sorry, old man! This generation hugs!

6:30 PM on Fri May 29 2009, by Pareene, 2,202 views, 5 comments
http://gawker.com/5273042/the-week-we-supermanned-that-socialism

What Does Greta van Susteren's Psychiatrist Sister Think of Scientology?

A tipster passed along something we didn't know: Noted Scientologist Greta van Susteren's sister is a psychiatrist. Or, as Greta's religion would have it, a practitioner of the "industry of death," a "fraud," a drug-peddler, and a "rapist." We...

12:29 PM on Thu May 28 2009, by John Cook, 19,850 views, 63 comments
http://gawker.com/5272012/what-does-greta-van-susterens-psychiatrist-sister-think-of-scientology

Greta van Susteren Defends Herself Against All Charges Except the Ones About Scientology

Fox News' Greta van Susteren is, according to a New York Times story published over the weekend, "defending her brand." But there's one thing she's not defending herself against, because the Times didn't ask about it: Her Scientologist husband's...

12:31 PM on Tue May 26 2009, by John Cook, 7,281 views, 12 comments
http://gawker.com/5270345/greta-van-susteren-defends-herself-against-all-charges-except-the-ones-about-scientology

Greta Van Susteren, Lifesaver

Well here's a sort of amazing story—-Fox News' Greta Van Susteren recently saved the life of Wonkette founding editor Ana Marie Cox on a train!

12:26 AM on Wed May 20 2009, by The Cajun Boy, 7,746 views, 25 comments
http://gawker.com/5262015/greta-van-susteren-lifesaver

Sarah Palin Throws Her Scientologist Adviser Under the Bus

Scientologist macher John Coale hatched a crazy plan to forge an alliance between Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin, Politico reported this morning. In a rare—solitary?—display of good judgment, Palin turned him down.

4:19 PM on Tue May 19 2009, by John Cook, 14,343 views, 18 comments
http://gawker.com/5261511/sarah-palin-throws-her-scientologist-adviser-under-the-bus

Greta Van Susteren Is Not Her Friend's Husband's Handler

Greta Van Susteren, an adult with a lucrative career as a famous journalist, writes the best blog in the world. She is terribly upset that someone called her a "handler."

4:18 PM on Mon May 11 2009, by Pareene, 4,526 views, 20 comments
http://gawker.com/5249605/greta-van-susteren-is-not-her-friends-husbands-handler