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  • #heroes

    Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart

    Philadelphia heartthrob Arthur Kade, on the new Amelia Earhart biopic: "It was like watching Arthur Kade in the [1930s] with a vagina and shorter hair." He's good, he's really good! Why, these words could have come from the aviatrix herself: More »
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  • #thisguy

    Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over

    Bitches want Philly fakeball Arthur Kade to take them to dinner in order to get inside their drawers. That's not Kade Style; but his little SEX DROUGHT is getting pretty bad. How bad? More »
    10/20/09
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  • #lifeanddeath

    What Would We Do Without Fameballs?

    You may want to be seated as we deliver this news: Arthur Kade, the internet's biggest vagina, had a near-death experience yesterday. But as one fameball wavers on the precipice, another fameball friend could soon make her return! More »
    09/30/09
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  • #stalkerdeluxe

    Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk

    Stop right there, because an alert reader has sent us an authentic sighting of Arthur "I Play an Enormous Prick on the Internet" Kade. Right here in the "Big Apple!" It involves something doughy. More »
    09/23/09
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  • #arthurkade

    'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'

    Philly pseudofameball Arthur Kade is constantly forced to top his own previous heights of assholedom just to maintain his ongoing performance art project. He does this by appearing ever more insane. Taint hair complaints are okay; but this is sublime: More »
    08/24/09
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  • #recessionomics

    Math Nerds Getting Richer, Sexier

    The Way We Live Now: Revenge-d by the nerds. Statisticians are the new Hedge Fund Guys. The less math-y among us are just marks for con artists and shady Metrocard machines. But: hot stock tip, below! More »
    08/06/09
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  • #castings

    Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Extra in Sex and the City 2?

    Are you longing to stand in line for hours for the chance to be fed stale bagels and generally get treated like a disease-ridden subhuman? Yes?! Well then you're ready to be an extra in a big-budget Hollywood film! More »
    07/28/09
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  • #thisguy

    Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV

    In an exciting bit of rumor that almost makes us want to take the rest of the week off, a tipster tells us they heard on Philly radio that Zoolanderesque performance artist Arthur Kade's getting a reality TV show. Uh. More »
    07/27/09
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  • #thisguy

    Arthur Kade is Just F-ing With Us Now

    Arthur Kade, the world's greatest man/thespian, is in New York to work as a "featured extra" in some flick. To enhance "The Journey," Kade took the bus in from Philly, slumming in the back "like a modern day Rosa Parks." More »
    07/14/09
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  • #thisguy

    Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?

    When are you the most greatest individual in the entire Philadelphia metropolitan region, you can't be walking around with just any cell phone. Today, Arthur "Zoolander" Kade reveals the hot "Special Edition" phone he's getting, when he can afford it. More »
    07/13/09
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