This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book.

2:20 PM on Wed Jun 24 2009, by Dodai, 29,880 views, 137 comments
http://jezebel.com/5302116/this-week-in-tabloids-angelinas-twins-are-sick-real-housewife-sex-tape-secrets

'The Love Guru,' 'Crystal Skull' Among Piles of Shit Recognized By Razzies

The Razzie nominees—recognized for singular achievements in filling theaters with fetid bad-cinema stink—were announced today, with Mike Myers's spiritual passion project The Love Guru most singled out for its unfathomable crimes...

12:02 PM on Wed Jan 21 2009, by Seth, 5,101 views, 13 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5136192/the-love-guru-crystal-skull-among-piles-of-shit-recognized-by-razzies

The Great Celebrity Appearance Fee Depression

Celebrities have fallen on hard times! They can't subsidize their sad lives with appearance fees anymore. We just received a long list of pseudo-celebs looking for work. Let us share the names with you.

3:50 PM on Mon Dec 29 2008, by Richard Lawson, 14,008 views, 74 comments
http://gawker.com/5119996/the-great-celebrity-appearance-fee-depression

The Frigid 50 Runs Cold. We used to look forward to Film Threat's annual Frigid 50—their "line-up of the least-powerful, least-inspiring, least-intriguing people in Hollywood"—but a quick perusal of this year's countdown led us to...

6:26 PM on Tue Nov 18 2008, by Seth, 4,701 views, 3 comments
http://defamer.gawker.com/5092492/

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina & Aniston Are Impregnated; Obama Is Amazing

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! All anyone can think about today is the President Elect, Barack Obama, and Us is the only celebrity tabloid to put him on the cover. The four other covers? Business as usual: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie...

2:00 PM on Wed Nov 5 2008, by Dodai, 21,674 views, 116 comments
http://jezebel.com/5077304/this-week-in-tabloids-angelina--aniston-are-impregnated-obama-is-amazing

This Week In Tabloids: Aniston Pops The Question, Madonna's "Affair" With A-Rod Was "Orchestrated"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our weekly roundup of the glossy tabloids. Although Madonna and Guy "win" two covers this week, thanks to a nasty divorce, Jennifer Aniston also lands two covers, for her lingerie-fueled marriage proposal to John...

1:00 PM on Wed Oct 22 2008, by Dodai, 18,037 views, 150 comments
http://jezebel.com/5067100/this-week-in-tabloids-aniston-pops-the-question-madonnas-affair-with-a+rod-was-orchestrated

Shatner to Arrington: "What are you doing?"

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3:00 PM on Mon Aug 18 2008, by Paul Boutin, 658 views, 10 comments
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5037719/shatner-to-arrington-what-are-you-doing

Half of the 50 hottest girls on Digg are fake — but the site works anyway

Conventional wisdom has it that males on the Internet gravitate toward pictures of pretty women like hungry honeybees to a sugary tulip, and click, click, click. It's why Tila Tequila has 3,345,634 MySpace friends and Tania Derveaux has 108,907...

9:00 PM on Mon Jul 21 2008, by Nicholas Carlson, 149,341 views, 34 comments
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5021570/half-of-the-50-hottest-girls-on-digg-are-fake-++-but-the-site-works-anyway

This Week In Tabloids: Madonna & Guy Split; Not-Pregnant Stars Without Makeup Have Hot Lesbian Sex

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The covers sucked this week: Madonna and Guy graced one; supposed baby-luster Jen Aniston got another; stars without makeup landed another; probably-not-knocked-up chicks won the fourth and the Hogan family, yes,...

2:00 PM on Wed Jul 2 2008, by Dodai, 20,306 views, 136 comments
http://jezebel.com/5021438/this-week-in-tabloids-madonna--guy-split-not+pregnant-stars-without-makeup-have-hot-lesbia...

N+1 Movie Critic Sick of All Those Movie Stars

A.S. Hamrah, film critic for blah-blah-ing lit journal N+1, is stuck at the glamorous Cannes Film Festival but it's not as glamorous as it was when it was new, and that makes him sad. "It’s not just that celebrities are dull. More and more,...

1:49 PM on Sat May 17 2008, by ian spiegelman, 2,675 views, 87 comments
http://gawker.com/5009492/n%252B1-movie-critic-sick-of-all-those-movie-stars