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  • #goingrogue

    Sarah Palin's Historical Fiction Memoir: 10 Juicy Items from the Sneak Peeks

    Sarah Palin has bestowed the immeasurable honor of Going Rogue's first read to the Associated Press. (Greta van Susteren cried into her pillow, we hear.) Between that and a handful of leaks, here are the juiciest tidbits and omissions. (Updated) More »
  • #snldigest

    SNL Digest: Taylor Swift's Slick Skills, Setting Bars

    SNL Digest is back, because there's a lot of buzz about last night's Taylor Swift episode being really, really good, all over the internet! But is it substantiated? Was Kanye there? Did she come out about dating Taylor Lautner? Questions! More »
  • #redscare

    Fox News Jilted by White House Befriends North Korea

    Greta Van Susteren is probably the least watched anchor on Fox News because she's boring and unattractive, but I'll give her this: She has balls. I think I'm being metaphorical when I say that, but none can be too sure. More »
  • #listicle

    Sarah Palin's Gradual Descent Into Incoherency

    Remember how Sarah Palin graduated from her fiftieth college with a degree in communications? What the hell happened to addle this woman's mind so much that she can no longer form logical sentences? We went to the tapes to investigate. More »
  • #scandal

    Scientologist's Legal Advice Burns Sarah Palin

    An ethics investigator's report leaked to the press says that Sarah Palin has been "securing unwarranted benefits and receiving improper gifts" through the legal defense fund set up for her by John Coale, the Scientologist husband of Greta Van Susteren. More »
  • #disengagement

    Noted Scientologist Says Chelsea Clinton Is Not Getting Married

    Chelsea Clinton is not marrying that "Marc Mezvinsky banker guy," according to Cindy Adams, who learns lots of stuff when she "weekends" in the Hamptons with Palin-obsessed Scientologist power couple John Coale and Greta van Susteren. More »
  • #listicle

    Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

    It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her "explanation" lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons. But there are theories. More »
  • #burnedsources

    UPDATED: Fox News Kept Mum on its Involvement With Ensign's Affair

    Doug Hampton, the cuckolded husband of Sen. John Ensign's mistress, wrote a letter to Fox News five days before the story broke that Ensign had ruined his life and career. Fox never reported it, and called Hampton an extortionist. More »
  • #mediacrack

    Greta Van Susteren Talking Out the Side of Her Neck

    In your plastic Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren explains why she's a better friend to "poor African Americans" than Barack Obama is, along with newspaper news, TV news, and New York Post blowjob news. More »
  • #weekinreview

    The Week We Supermanned That Socialism

    This week we all just couldn't stop hugging each other, all the time. Our parents were shocked! Sorry, old man! This generation hugs! More »