Guys: Want to Be Paul Janka's TV Wingman?

Paul Janka—the poor man's Mystery, a super-aggressive Manhattan pickup artist who's been known to get rough with unwilling ladies, may or may not have a new reality show in the works. That's what he claims in his latest newsletter—and...

5:12 PM on Tue Dec 9 2008, by Sheila, 4,825 views, 80 comments
http://gawker.com/5105845/guys-want-to-be-paul-jankas-tv-wingman

How Hard is Janka's Wood?

Imagine our delight when we found this sentence while reading a New Yorker story about gourmet beer: "Wood experts rate a species’ hardness on the Janka scale—a measure of how many pounds of force it takes to drive a half-inch steel ball...

4:46 PM on Tue Nov 18 2008, by Sheila, 4,759 views, 71 comments
http://gawker.com/5092348/how-hard-is-jankas-wood

Paul Janka Extends His Reach

CNBC covered the "Sugar Mamas & Boy Toys" speed-dating event, and we noticed a picture of a young gentleman who... AHHHH no! It's sexually over-aggressive date-a-holic Paul Janka! He's infiltrated yet again. Let's do a body-language analysis:

5:09 PM on Wed Sep 24 2008, by Sheila, 6,053 views, 32 comments
http://gawker.com/5054420/paul-janka-extends-his-reach

Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

Sightings and anecdotes of creepy sexual compulsive/sexually aggressive dataholic Paul Janka are way funnier when written by a dude who could easily kick his ass. That's why we're pleased to bring you this very special Janka sighting from Cajun...

10:16 AM on Tue Jul 15 2008, by Sheila, 13,162 views, 79 comments
http://gawker.com/5025310/paul-jankas-class-act-does-not-impress-dudes

Court Victory for Dunne, Reckless Speculation Everywhere

Fantastic news, America—our constitutional right to repeatedly call a man a murderer has been upheld! Former congressmen Gary Condit, who allegedly caused 9/11 (j/k Gary!) sued Vanity Fair scribe Dominick Dunne for defamation, because Dunne kept...

11:39 AM on Wed Jul 9 2008, by Pareene, 1,565 views, 34 comments
http://gawker.com/5023346/court-victory-for-dunne-reckless-speculation-everywhere

1 2 3 4 Which Fashion Designer Lost the Ability to Move His Face? (7,590 views, 24 comments)...

4:53 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008, 44 views
http://gawker.com/5023103/

From the Mailbag

Today's e-mails keep getting weirder. This just in from PR bunny/ousted sex columnist Kelly Kreth, who went on a "media date" with Paul Janka before: "Paul Janka is going to be my official date to the Commenter's Get Together later this month....

4:14 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008, by Sheila, 3,226 views, 193 comments
http://gawker.com/5023084/from-the-mailbag

Presented Without Comment

The cost for early registration for the aforementioned Paul Janka "Rock Solid Game" dating seminar is $1,485, according to a tipster who thought about registering. "P.S.," Paul writes in an email to me, "See you on the 25th at the Gawker...

2:56 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008, by Sheila, 2,233 views, 81 comments
http://gawker.com/5023039/presented-without-comment

Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!

A while back, I signed up for creepy sexual compulsive/sexually aggressive dateaholic Paul Janka's e-mail list, which sends newsletters with tips on how to pick up hot chicks—or, more accurately, confused and lonely women. Now he's planning...

10:17 AM on Tue Jul 8 2008, by Sheila, 11,536 views, 115 comments
http://gawker.com/5022904/lets-find-a-way-to-disrupt-paul-jankas-dating-seminar

The Internet's 5 Scariest Seducers

Dimitri the Lover is a man with a seduction manual to sell. (Men with "seduction manuals" are the new twentysomething-girl "sex columnists"!) We introduced you to him yesterday, via his awesome "If you're on any sort of medication for anxiety or...

5:45 PM on Fri Jun 27 2008, by Sheila, 24,232 views, 58 comments
http://gawker.com/397335/the-internets-5-scariest-seducers