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Which Secretly Gay Actor Is Dating a Secretly Gay NFL Star?

Yesterday you guys guessed that the nose-damaged cocaine head indie actor was Brooklyn resident Peter Sarasgaard. I hope it's not true! His daughter is a baby and cute to look at. Today we have a hunk who's embarrassed by some photos, a...


Sarah Palin To SNL?

Saturday Night Live is supposedly working to book Sarah Palin. Producers figure she's good at memorizing lines. [Scoop] Elitist New Yorkers at a fancy magazine party arrogantly assumed Clint Eastwood was talking about Joe Biden when he...


Perez Hilton Divulges Information About John Mayer That No One Wanted to Know

Proving once and for all that no one should ever, under any circumstances, allow Perez Hilton anywhere near themselves, the suspiciously slimmed-down celebrity blogger was on the Howard Stern radio program this morning giving some dirty dish about...


Jessica Simpson Discovers New Way to Expose Oneself On Live Television

Remember when Janet Jackson ripped her shirt off at the Superbowl and pressed her breasts against every television camera in the stadium and children wept blood for weeks (some died!) and God thunderously shook his head and sent us six more years...


So Why Can't Michael Phelps Get His Gold Medals On Gold Chains?

Oh joy: another 'homage' cover from a magazine industry that appears to be running as thin on new ideas as it is ad pages!


The Gawker Wasted 20

It's shaping up as a cruel summer for drunk, high or otherwise messed up celebrities trying to stay on the straight and narrow. Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this week for groping a 17-year-old's breasts while in possession of marijuana and...


Steve Guttenberg's Many Lies, Dates And Drinks

Actor Steve Guttenberg's insane interview in today's Observer kind of creeps up on you. In the beginning, you're thinking he's an amusing 1980s movie star with a bit of a chip on his shoulder about his faded fame. A once-deferential maitre'd is...


Learn To Translate Reporters' Lies And Threats!

Us Weekly's lead story right now is a rather substance-free bit on Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo shopping for a birthday present for his girlfriend, pop tart Jessica Simpson. But Us is doing its best to drum up something better; a reporter...


Arden Wohl Targets Ralph Lauren For Defacement, Theft

Alterna-socialite Arden Wohl was arrested for writing "Ralphy Lipshits" on the front of a Ralph Lauren boutique in lipstick. That's a variation on the designer's real name of "Ralph Lipschitz" and a dumb thing to do while wearing a headband...


The Bitch Is Back

The new 90210 just got a whole lot better because Shannon "My Career Will Never Die" Doherty is in talks to play Brenda Walsh. Oh Hells Yeah. [Perez Hilton] David Beckham's fish oil supplements give him bad breath, but he's contractually obliged...