Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »

11/21/09

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By Foster Kamer

#romance

Madonna Introduces Her Own Personal Jesus

What kind of post-divorce boytoy do you get for the female superstar who's had them all? In Madonna's case, you go straight to Jesus (reinvented—as is her wont—as 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz). More »

02/02/09

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By Kyle Buchanan

#publicists

The 2008 Defamer Flack Honors

Of all handler subgenus, perhaps none is taxed more thanklessly than flackus mendacitus, or the garden variety publicist.

12/26/08

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By Seth

#divorce

Madonna is a Liar, Claims Madonna

Typically, when one is tasking one's publicist with the announcement of just about the biggest divorce payout ever made to an ex-husband, one wouldn't claim two days later, "Ooops, clicked 'send' too early!"

12/17/08

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By Kyle Buchanan

#payouts

Madonna to Give Guy Ritchie Massive Divorce Settlement, Headache

Finally, Guy Ritchie is going to get financial compensation for marrying/sexing/ignoring the pile of macrobiotic sinews that America affectionately calls "Madonna." And, according to the Material Girl's rep, the divorce settlement is major:

12/15/08

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By Kyle Buchanan

#madonna