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  • #monsters

    UPDATED: The story behind our Cowbeast of Death, his mugshot, and his name.

  • #monsters

    Cowbeast of Death Is Latest Unskinned Monster to Wash Ashore

    A young gentleman on Twitter asks, "I found the new montauk monster. Gawker, where you at???" Well, we're right here, young "hellatightshit." And what is it you have for your friends at Gawker Monster Investigations? UPDATE! He's named! More »
  • #monsters

    Gollum Found Dead in Panama

    Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo. A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama. Then terrified kids beat it to death. More »
  • #recaps

    The Night Peggy Got Stoned

    Last night's episode of Mad Men was like a perfectly-rolled joint: tight, slow burning, and leaving everyone completely satisfied. There wasn't a lack of things harshing our mellow, but here are the five overarching themes of this beautifully constructed hour. More »
  • #imagefile

    Monster Mash

    [An Venn diagram that shows the intersections of men and animals that create myth and legend. This still does not explain the Montauk Monster. Image via Flickr via Kottke]
  • #weekinreview

    The Week We Drank the Dark History of Race Relations Away

    This week, we all had a beer, with the president, in our minds. In real life we just had beers by ourselves, like always. Well, on Tuesday we had beers with Richard. More »
  • #torontomonster

    Living Montauk Monster Terrorizing Canada

    Summer is in full swing, so you know what that means: Monsters! It was exactly one year ago today that we first reported on the Montauk Monster and now something that looks like Monty's cousin has emerged in Toronto. Alive! More »
  • #weekinreview

    The Week We Headbutted McG

    Between the senseless death and nonstop racism, was this week a fun one or what? Also it's raining! Whee! More »
  • #montaukmonster

    The Latest Montauk Monster Theory: A Compleat Accounting

    Newsday has supplied a crucial piece of information in the emerging "Viking Funeral" theory of the Montauk Monster's origin, and we've spent all day going over historical weather records to better assess its credibility. Answer: Maybe! But we're dubious. More »
  • #montaukmonster

    Has the Montauk Monster Mystery Been Solved?

    School's out, thunderstorms are rolling in, and flowers are in bloom. Montauk Monster season is upon us. And to ring it in, ASSME's Drew Grant claims to have finally solved the mystery that seized a nation last July. More »