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  • #californiaisdying

    Gov. Schwarzenegger Closes Door California Dream of Unlimited Plastic Surgery

    For a century now, the world has flocked to California's shores in search of that golden promise of no-questions-asked, no-eyebrows-raised, plastic surgery on demand. But thanks to one flailing Governor, the sun has now set on that dream. More »
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  • #badideas

    Despite the Odds, Huffington Trying Hand at DC Drama

    Is there anything Arianna Huffington can't do? Well, we'll all see, for the Internet queen's about to jump into prime time television. And, of course, she;s not jumping too far from her roots. More »
    09/16/09
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  • #linesofquestioning

    Merrill Markoe On Dave Letterman, Dick Jokes, & The Love Of A Good Dog

    Comedian and writer Merrill Markoe was one of the creators of the David Letterman Show. Now she writes books about talking dogs and makes funny short videos. She spoke with Doree Shafrir about her career, and the strangeness of Hollywood. [Jezebel]
    09/09/09
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  • #indoctrination

    In Speech to Bored Children, Barack Obama Destroys Reality TV Business

    Barack Obama has finished his highly anticipated address to the nation's schoolchildren. It was chock full of propaganda and lies as expected, including this doozy: "The truth is, being successful is hard." Mr. President, do you watch television? More »
    09/08/09
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  • #spiritualawakenings

    In Rare Burst Of Sanity, Pope Now Lovin' Evil Gay Oscar Wilde And Evil Wizard Harry Potter

    Feeling sprightly after recovering from wrist surgery yesterday, Pope Benedict the &!# gives that corrupter of innocence Harry Potter and flagrant 'mosexual Oscar Wilde the thumbs up. It's another loony episode of "That's Our Benny!" More »
    07/18/09
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  • #fieldguide

    Peter Getty: Costumed Layabout Scion

    Peter Getty's breezy, self-pitying musings on being idle righ infuriated fellow San Franciscans and, indeed, people across the country. Who is this heir, and why does he find copious wealth so unpalatable? Here's a quick rundown. More »
    06/19/09
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  • #transformations

    Levi Johnston Goes Hollywood

    Levi Johnston, noted Palin daughter-nailer, has hired Tank Jones, "a size-58 suit-wearing black man," to manage his career and be his bodyguard. He's also developed an alter ego to help him destroy his Wasilla-ness and fully embrace douchedom—"Ricky Hollywood." More »
    06/17/09
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  • #diplomacy

    Barack Obama Asks Muslim World For A 'New Beginning'

    Barack Obama delivered his much-anticipated speech to the Muslim world at Cairo University this morning. In his address, Obama offered a message of peace and tolerance, reaching out to Muslims and asking for a renewed partnership for world peace. More »
    06/04/09
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  • #thehighseas

    Your Critical Piracy News Roundup

    The Somali Pirate Crisis is the story of our generation! Virtually every major paper has big stories on the new American sailor heroes battling the buccaneers. Only the most interesting parts, below: More »
    04/09/09
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  • #recaps

    Real Housewives: The Horrors of Home Design

    It happened again last night! Six strange women crawled, Ringu-like, out of my television and nestled their weathered and brittle frames against me. It was both terrifying and oddly pleasant. Let me describe. More »
    03/18/09
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