Guess Who's Looking For a Roommate AGAIN!!?!?!

The travails of drunken fun-loving very unhinged libidinous duo Emily and Michelle as they struggle to find and keep a roommate in their Astoria apartment never seem to end. We've chronicled their efforts from the beginning to the end and, now,...

6:30 AM on Wed Jan 23 2008, by Joshua Stein, 7,454 views, 39 comments
http://gawker.com/5002474/guess-whos-looking-for-a-roommate-again

The Nine Most Ambivalence-Inspiring Things Of 2007

2007: a year of "meh." It was like being drawn and quartered by one team of horses galloping towards terrible and another racing toward excellence and come December, we hadn't moved an inch from where we were last January. Yesterday we talked...

4:37 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007, by Joshua Stein, 13,465 views, 43 comments
http://gawker.com/334084/the-nine-most-ambivalence+inspiring-things-of-2007

Today's most popular headlines are Channeling Drag Queen, 7-Year-Old Belts It Out On 'Today Show' (9,593 views today), Emily and Michelle Have Found A Roommate! (5,144) and Atoosa's Sweet Toxo-Afflicted AlphaKitty Angels (5,103). Today's most...

5:00 PM on Tue Dec 11 2007, 70 views
http://gawker.com/5001808/

Emily and Michelle Have Found A Roommate!

At long last the saga of Astoria roommate-hunters Emily and Michelle is coming to its crushing conclusion. And at the same time, another volume in their Rabelaisian lives is being written. Good news! Emily and Michelle have finally found a...

2:28 PM on Tue Dec 11 2007, by Joshua Stein, 12,022 views, 98 comments
http://gawker.com/332470/emily-and-michelle-have-found-a-roommate

"It's Cold Outside. Don't Forget Your Mittens!"

We watched the total meltdown of Viacom when they drastically altered the benefits for their "non-employee staff." Coming up: On Monday, there may be a walkout!

6:00 PM on Fri Dec 7 2007, by Choire, 11,937 views, 1540 comments
http://gawker.com/331533/its-cold-outside-dont-forget-your-mittens

Astoria Party Of The Century. This Sat. Niners!

Guess what? Perpetual Craigslist-questers for a roommate, Emily and Michelle, are throwing another party in Astoria! Remember the last one? It kinda both worked and didn't work all at the same time. I loved the part when someone does an acoustic...

5:45 PM on Thu Dec 6 2007, by Joshua Stein, 2,962 views, 25 comments
http://gawker.com/330715/astoria-party-of-the-century-this-sat-niners

Emily and Michelle Still Without Roommate, Weirdly

We thought for sure the crazy/cuddly/cathartic antics of Astoria's belles du jour Emily and Michelle would result in someone, anyone, taking up their offer to move in with them in their four bedroom apartment . They even threw a potluck! They...

3:40 PM on Wed Dec 5 2007, by Joshua Stein, 15,267 views, 62 comments
http://gawker.com/330306/emily-and-michelle-still-without-roommate--weirdly

The Great Astoria Potluck Video

2:45 PM on Tue Oct 23 2007, by Joshua Stein, 10,750 views, 91 comments
http://gawker.com/314031/the-great-astoria-potluck-video

Did You Go To Emily and Michelle's Totally Awesome Astoria Potluck?

Last week we met Emily and Michelle, two young ladies living in Astoria who posted on Craigslist that they couldn't figure out why their roommates kept on dropping like flies. Was it the condoms on the dining room table, or that a potential...

3:35 PM on Mon Oct 22 2007, by Joshua Stein, 15,227 views, 58 comments
http://gawker.com/313610/did-you-go-to-emily-and-michelles-totally-awesome-astoria-potluck

Why Will No One Live With Michelle And Emily In Astoria?

Call it what you will—Live with a Douche or Live with a Sadult—but Craigslist is a treasure trove not just of places to live but of places not to live. In this edition, we meet Michelle and Emily, two Queens-living young ladies who...

2:50 PM on Fri Oct 19 2007, by Joshua Stein, 18,812 views, 99 comments
http://gawker.com/312997/why-will-no-one-live-with-michelle-and-emily-in-astoria