Tom Petty's Phallic Halftime
"Old Tom Petty's is way bigger than Prince's!" [Tabloid Baby]
"Good red wine, ice cold vodka and ibuprofen for my aching joints." [WowOWow]
In case you're looking, yesterday's video is here.
Tom Cruise's Insane Scientology Birthday Party Video
Ouch, Hillary! Hollywood nice guy and Oscar collector Tom Hanks just released a video endorsing Senator Barack Obama for President.
Because, really, we haven't been learning nearly enough about it already.
The dam has broken. Network bosses, fearful of the notoriously litigious Scientologists, stopped Craig Ferguson running the secret video featuring the sect's new messiah, Tom Cruise. But the Late Late Show host went ahead, in a fashion.
"Sources said Merrill is looking for any event that might trigger a default on the loan and open the door to renegotiations." [Post]
"I would just point out, all news today comes from newspapers... Television has never initiated a successful story in its life." [Post]