All this "breaking news" about a covert government surveillance program being used to monitor the live conversations of civilians would have been several years old if we had just listened to Shia LaBeouf when he tried to warn us about it during a Tonight Show appearance back in September 2008.

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Not surprisingly, the Military-Jay Leno Complex quickly hushed the whole thing up, and LaBeouf hasn't been heard from since.

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