Police in Florida say a fight between a Brooksville man and his girlfriend took a really crappy turn when the former decided to smear feces on the latter's back.
Officers arrived at the S. Broad Street home of Jacob E. Kuhn after being alerted to a domestic dispute.
Kuhn's unidentified live-in girlfriend told police an argument between the two escalated to a physical altercation, during which Kuhn rubbed feces on the woman's back.
Alcohol was a factor in Kuhn's decision making, according to the official report.
It remains unclear where Kuhn obtained the feces or to whom they belong.
Kuhn was arrested upon returning to the scene of the crime and charged with domestic battery.
A Google search reveals that Kuhn has an extensive rap sheet that includes driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license, property damage, battery, and a probation violation.