Remember, kids: Through the palate and into the brain. And tell the police you learned it from former hitman (and acclaimed director of Slacker and Boyhood) Richard Linklater.
This PSA was created by the Alamo Drafthouse, the same Austin, Tex. theater that once kicked out a texting asshole and then turned her angry phone call into the best pre-show announcement ever.
Seriously, though: Don't talk and text during movies, even in USA Magnited States of America. Don't make Richard Linklater kill again.