Canadian pizza chain Boston Pizza (real actual thing) is holding a social media poll to determine which non-pizza food item it will attempt to graft pizza onto next. The current frontrunner is a six-layer cake, because nothing matters.
Boston Pizza already makes a chipotle chicken and bacon pizza taco and "Pizzaburger" sliders—start taking notes, Yum! Brands—and this campaign seems like an obvious publicity rollout for the cake. Pizza-flavored mints are in a very distant second place, and nobody's really into a "pizza beard" face protector. As Eater points out, it's possible the whole "If You Like It, We'll Make It" game is rigged.
If all goes well, Canadians will soon have access to a baked mountain of pizza that's "great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and even lonely nights watching infomercials."
U.S. residents can continue ordering 6 regular pizzas and stacking them on top of one another, as the Founding Fathers intended.