With all eyes trained on unstable world leaders with worrisome caches of unconventional weapons, no one noticed when the meaningless words of an ignorant child inadvertently sparked the Third World War.
So opens the first chapter of the history book penned by the unmutated inhabitants of the post-apocalyptic dystopia known as New Earth.
The incredible tale has been passed down from elder to young, becoming ever more incredible with each telling.
Most of those words are meaningless now, but, to hear the elders tell it, they were pretty meaningless back then too.
A young child was asked by the show's host how the United States (Old Earth name for New China) should resolve its debt to China.
"Kill everyone in China," the child responds and the host moves on.
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But the fury refused to abate, and ultimately escalated to the point that China's Foreign Ministry demanded that ABC apologize yet again — this time with feeling.
"ABC should face up to its mistake and respond with a sincere attitude to the reasonable demands by Chinese people in America, and prevent a similar incident from occurring again," Qin Gang told reporters during a press briefing covered by China's state media.
For his part, the host appeared nonplussed by the noise that his seemingly innocuous segment incited, but, at the same time, also appeared willing to egg his detractors on.
It's unknown who finally launched the missile that set the atmosphere on fire, but, if the elders are to be believed, it was a snot-nosed brat named Braxton who fired the first shot.