Hell hath no feces like a sorority girl scorned.
A University of Alabama frat bro may just dance with the one he brung from now on after an attempt to switch partners mid-dip ended in disaster for his beloved bedroom.
"A Beta took a chick home last night then ditched her to apparently hook up with another girl," the unnamed tipster wrote to TFM. "The original girl wasn't too happy so she took a shit on his chair then wiped with his comforter. [Is] that's what girl poop looks like? What the fuck is this girl eating? No idea what sorority she's in but if I find out, I'll let you know."
Either way, I don't think her gift is going to come out with just any old laundry detergent. I think Bama bro is going to need some extra strength Roll Tide. (Get it??)
Caution! Foulness follows: