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			<title><![CDATA[Dick Cheney's Only Regret Is That He Didn't Kill More Syrians]]></title>
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				Dick Cheney's memoir <em>In My Time</em> comes out next week, and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/25/us/politics/25cheney.html?hp">the <em>New York Times</em></a> and <a href="http://drudgereport.com/flashdc.htm">Drudge Report</a> both got their hot little hands on early copies. It sounds as excruciating as you might imagine: No apologies, no regrets, plenty of self-satisfied machismo. If Cheney had it all to do over again, the only thing he'd do differently is bomb the shit out of Syria. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5834351/dick-cheneys-only-regret-is-that-he-didnt-kill-more-syrians" title="Click here to read more about Dick Cheney's Only Regret Is That He Didn't Kill More Syrians">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Aug 2011 11:55:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[John Cook]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[News Corp. Will Make You Regret Ever Buying an iPad]]></title>
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				In your musty Monday media column: paywalls infest the iPad, <em>The Onion</em> wants a Pulitzer, Ed Henry goes to Fox News, <em>Spin</em> magazine fires its editor, mommy bloggers get their own talent agency, and reporters are harassed in Egypt.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5813652/news-corp-will-make-you-regret-ever-buying-an-ipad" title="Click here to read more about News Corp. Will Make You Regret Ever Buying an iPad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:57:32 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hamilton Nolan]]></dc:creator>
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				To refute intense criticism that iPhones track their owners' every move, Apple today announced that "the iPhone is not logging your location," just what Wi-Fi stations you're near. Too bad Apple already admitted there's no difference. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://gawker.com/5796266/apple-redefines-location-to-justify-stalking" title="Click here to read more about Apple Redefines 'Location' to Justify Stalking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:58:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				More Americans think 9/11 was an inside job than oppose naked X-ray screenings at airports. But the ones who oppose the X-rays happen to have access to your televisions and computers, so <em>America is freaking out about the TSA</em>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5696496/revolt-of-the-elites-junk+touching-edition" title="Click here to read more about Revolt of the Elites: Junk-Touching Edition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:34:21 EST]]></pubDate>
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				BP has released its <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/09/us/09spill.html?hp">internal investigative report</a> on the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #deepwaterhorizon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #deepwaterhorizon" href="http://gawker.com/tag/deepwaterhorizon/">Deepwater Horizon</a> explosion, and &mdash; spoiler! &mdash; it "deflects attention away from BP," pinning more responsibility on Transocean and Halliburton. Maybe that's true? Or maybe it's just standard corporate PR.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5632946/bps-oil-spill-report-mostly-blames-non+bp-companies" title="Click here to read more about BP's Oil Spill Report Mostly Blames Non-BP Companies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:08:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've <a href="http://gawker.com/5501589/susan-sarandons-ping+pong-boy-pitches-ping+pong-reality-show">read</a> of a potential reality show; it's now a reality (show)! <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" href="http://gawker.com/tag/susansarandon/">Susan Sarandon</a> and her <a href="http://gawker.com/5433489/did-susan-sarandon-dump-tim-robbins-for-a-ping-pong-entrepreneur?skyline=true&s=i">rumored</a> boytoy <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonathanbricklin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonathanbricklin" href="http://gawker.com/tag/jonathanbricklin/">Jonathan Bricklin</a> have been shooting reality show based on their <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pingpong" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pingpong" href="http://gawker.com/tag/pingpong/">ping pong</a> social club, Spin. It's tentatively called <em>The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #magnuseffect" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #magnuseffect" href="http://gawker.com/tag/magnuseffect/">Magnus Effect</a></em>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5567728/susan-sarandon-and-her-ping-pong-boy-get-their-first-reality-show" title="Click here to read more about Susan Sarandon and Her Ping Pong Boy Get Their First Reality Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Jun 2010 11:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<strike>Today</strike> Tomorrow is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #recordstoreday" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #recordstoreday" href="http://gawker.com/tag/recordstoreday/">Record Store Day</a>! To celebrate, <em>Spin</em> <a href="http://www.spin.com/articles/americas-15-best-indie-record-stores?page=0%2C0">posted its list</a> of America's "15 Best Indie Record Stores." Too bad it's the <a href="http://www.stylecaster.com/news/web/225242/americas-15-best-indie-record-stores">same exact list as last year</a>. They did bother to <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2010/04/true_vine_ranks_on_spins_15_be.html">change the date</a>. That was nice. [<a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2010/04/true_vine_ranks_on_spins_15_be.html">Baltimore Sun</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5519153/spin-publishes-the-same-article-two-years-in-a-row" title="Click here to read more about Spin Publishes the Same Article Two Years in a Row">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:51:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #riellehunter" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #riellehunter" href="http://gawker.com/tag/riellehunter/">Rielle Hunter</a> was once a ridiculous hippie videographer who shamefully lured <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnedwards" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnedwards" href="http://gawker.com/tag/johnedwards/">John Edwards</a> from his dying, cancer-stricken wife. Now she's got glossy respectability, made all the more lustrous by a command performance for <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" href="http://gawker.com/tag/oprahwinfrey/">Oprah Winfrey</a>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5510186/oprah-welcomes-john-edwards-mistress" title="Click here to read more about Oprah Welcomes John Edwards Mistress">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:13:42 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" href="http://gawker.com/tag/susansarandon/">Susan Sarandon</a>'s (<a href="http://gawker.com/5433489/did-susan-sarandon-dump-tim-robbins-for-a-ping-pong-entrepreneur?skyline=true&s=i">rumored!</a>) boytoy and (actual!) business partner, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonathanbricklin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonathanbricklin" href="http://gawker.com/tag/jonathanbricklin/">Jonathan Bricklin</a>, is shopping around a reality TV show based around SPiN, the weird upscale ping pong club the two are partners in along with the prince of Madagascar.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5501589/susan-sarandons-ping+pong-boy-pitches-ping+pong-reality-show" title="Click here to read more about Susan Sarandon's Ping-Pong Boy Pitches Ping-Pong Reality Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:50:14 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Adrian thinks <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #susansarandon" href="http://gawker.com/tag/susansarandon/">Susan Sarandon</a> <a href="http://gawker.com/5433489/did-susan-sarandon-dump-tim-robbins-for-a-ping-pong-entrepreneur?skyline=true&s=i">left Tim Robbins for Ping Pong Entrepreneur Jonathan Bricklin.</a>. Susan Sarandon says she didn't. Adrian thinks there's truth in her <a href="http://gawker.com/5433887/susan-sarandons-possibly-prophetic-snl-appearance/gallery/">SNL Digital Short</a>. Sarandon's Mom <a href="http://gawker.com/5439830/susan-sarandons-mom-just-as-shocked-as-you">is even surprised</a>. But...<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2010/01/06/fashion/20100107-runway-slideshow_7.html">this NYT feature strikes a fairly suspicious note</a>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5444591/are-you-sure-susan-sarandon-isnt-schtupping-the-ping-pong-kid" title="Click here to read more about Are You Sure Susan Sarandon Isn't Schtupping the Ping Pong Kid?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				For 23 years Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins seemed a singularly stable Hollywood couple&mdash;until they split this summer. (A fact they <a href="http://gawker.com/5433284/way-to-break-up-and-not-tell-anyone-tim-robbins-and-susan-sarandon">announced yesterday</a>.) What caused the breakup?  A theory: Sarandon wanted to pursue ping pong entrepreneur Jonathan Bricklin.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5433489/did-susan-sarandon-dump-tim-robbins-for-a-ping-pong-entrepreneur" title="Click here to read more about Did Susan Sarandon Dump Tim Robbins for a Ping Pong Entrepreneur?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:08:37 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Last night, we hear that celebrity chef <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD ENGLISH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TODD ENGLISH" href="http://gawker.com/tag/todd-english/">Todd English</a> stood up his bride-to-be at the altar, has been in Florida the last three days, and was never going to show. This morning, the <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK POST" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK POST" href="http://gawker.com/tag/new-york-post/">New York Post</a></em> runs the story. How?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5373893/bridal-party-spin-on-celeb-chef-todd-englishs-bride+stiffing-cold+footed-no+show-at-the-altar" title="Click here to read more about Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Rumor, and we definitely think <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b139412_zac_efron_novel_idea_movie.html">it's rumor</a>, is that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZAC EFRON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZAC EFRON" href="http://gawker.com/tag/zac-efron/">Zac Efron</a> wants to play the lead in a movie version of <em>Spin</em>, <a href="http://gawker.com/5315404/the-lizzie-grubman-tale-continued-car-accidents">Robert Rave's roman à clef about walking Canal Street handbag knockoff Lizzie Grubman</a>. Wanna see what he'll do?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5337768/zac-effron-cant-wait-to-buy-porn-for-lizzie-grubman" title="Click here to read more about Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:56:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday we showed you the opening parts of <i>Spin</i>, a new <a href="http://gawker.com/5314512/the-devil-reps-prada--a-lizzie-grubman-tell+all">roman à clef about nightmare PR lobster lady Lizzie Grubman</a>.  You seemed to "like" it, so we thought we'd continue the book club.  By skipping to the very end!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5315404/the-lizzie-grubman-tale-continued-car-accidents" title="Click here to read more about The Lizzie Grubman Tale Continued: Car Accidents!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:13:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In your emboldened Wednesday media column: More on the <em>Spin </em>layoffs, "Where were you when <em>Vibe </em>died?" stories begin, Froomkin's proud, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL WOLFF" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL WOLFF" href="http://gawker.com/tag/michael-wolff/">Michael Wolff</a>'s unnecessarily loud, and newspapers are how(itzer)ed.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5305575/where-were-you-when-vibe-died/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Where Were You When Vibe Died?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:17:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				&bull; Cablevision is planning to launch an entire cable network devoted to nothing but wedding shows. So now you'll be able to watch <em>Bridezillas</em> 24/7. Yay. [<a href="http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/307161-EXCLUSIVE_Rainbow_to_Launch_New_WE_Spin_Off_Wedding_Cable_Channel.php">B&amp;C</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/506392/layoffs-closings--the-birth-of-new-network" title="Click here to read more about Layoffs, Closings & The Birth of New Network">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/layoffs_at_spin.html">Daily Intel hears</a> there were layoffs today at Spin. Know details? <a href="mailto:tips@gawker.com">Email us</a>.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5304916/bad-day-for-music-writers" title="Click here to read more about Bad Day For Music Writers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yesterday we asserted that former Bush roboflackMale <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ARI FLEISCHER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ARI FLEISCHER" href="http://gawker.com/tag/ari-fleischer/">Ari Fleischer</a> was America's <a href="http://gawker.com/5210112/ari-fleischer-nobody-cares-what-you-think">most irrelevant </a>talking head. Today, however, we learned that former Bush roboflackFemale <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DANA PERINO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DANA PERINO" href="http://gawker.com/tag/dana-perino/">Dana Perino</a> is joining forces with <a href="http://gawker.com/5192074/mark-penn-either-buy-or-sell-right-now">Microtrend maker-upper </a><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK PENN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARK PENN" href="http://gawker.com/tag/mark-penn/">Mark Penn</a>. Revision:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5211425/failed-political-flacks-jockey-for-crown-of-evil" title="Click here to read more about Failed Political Flacks Jockey For Crown of Evil">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hello, what is <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/ronn-torossian/">Ronn [sic] Torossian</a>'s wacky PR firm, <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/5wpr/">5WPR</a>, doing now? They're flacking for a pyramid scheme, <a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/market-movers/2009/04/06/which-is-worse-the-pyramid-scheme-or-the-pr-firm">reportedly</a>! That's just nice. <a href="http://ronntorossian.com/2009/04/random-musings-from-a-pr-firm-owner/">As Ronn says</a>, "Times such as these are no time for ego."				<a href="http://gawker.com/5201936/any-client-is-a-good-client" title="Click here to read more about Any Client Is a Good Client">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The<em> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK POST" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK POST" href="http://gawker.com/tag/new-york-post/">New York Post</a> </em>issued <a href="http://gawker.com/5157001/new-york-post-apologizes-for-monkey-cartoon?skyline=true&s=x">an angry non-apology</a> for <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEAN DELONAS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEAN DELONAS" href="http://gawker.com/tag/sean-delonas/">Sean Delonas</a>' <a href="http://gawker.com/5155636/post-cartoon-shoots-a-monkey-for-writing-the-stimulus-bill">monkey cartoon</a>. The <em>New York Times</em> issued a <a href="http://gawker.com/5156887/mccains-special-lobbyist-friend-drops-suit-against-times-wins-mealy+mouthed-editors-note">mealy-mouthed non-apology</a> for its winking <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN MCCAIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN MCCAIN" href="http://gawker.com/tag/john-mccain/">John McCain</a>(*cough*SEX*cough*)-lobbyist story. Please; it's very important to non-apologize <em>correctly</em>:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5157522/the-art-of-the-non+apology" title="Click here to read more about The Art of the Non-Apology">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW FREUD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW FREUD" href="http://gawker.com/tag/matthew-freud/">Matthew Freud</a>&mdash;Sigmund's great grandson&mdash;is a London PR big shot who married <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELISABETH MURDOCH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELISABETH MURDOCH" href="http://gawker.com/tag/elisabeth-murdoch/">Elisabeth Murdoch</a>, Rupert's daughter. A memo floating around today about his New York office has people asking: What does it mean?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5148170/matthew-freuds-ny-office-closing-partnering" title="Click here to read more about Matthew Freud's NY Office Closing Partnering!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEW YORK" href="http://gawker.com/tag/new-york/">New York</a> Governor <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID PATERSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID PATERSON" href="http://gawker.com/tag/david-paterson/">David Paterson</a>'s attack flack oversaw a stealth media campaign to<a href="http://gawker.com/5138479/time-to-drag-caroline-kennedy-through-the-mud"> smear Caroline Kennedy</a> after she withdrew from the Senate race&mdash;which succeeded in making Kennedy <em>and </em>the Governor look terrible. Good work!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5146087/even-the-smear-campaign-was-incompetent" title="Click here to read more about Even the Smear Campaign Was Incompetent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Is it smart for Israel to blow the hell out of Palestinian civilians past all boundaries of good sense? No. But has Israel timed this war brilliantly, from a PR perspective? No doubt.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5126244/the-perfect-media-timing-of-israels-war" title="Click here to read more about The Perfect Media Timing of Israel's War">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hahaha: Incompetent,<a href="http://gawker.com/365723/the-story-of-ronn-torossian"> litigious</a> superflack <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/ronn-torossian/">Ronn [sic] Torossian</a> is suing a rival for $20 million for calling him a douchebag, on the <a href="http://rontorossian.com/">internet</a>! Hahahaha! This is my favorite story of the holiday season:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5109589/douchebag-flack-files-20-mil-douche-suit" title="Click here to read more about Douchebag Flack Files $20 Mil Douche Suit!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Dear readers: you may have heard that <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAM ZELL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAM ZELL" href="http://gawker.com/tag/sam-zell/">Sam Zell</a>'s Tribune Company <a href="http://gawker.com/5104513/the-tribune-company-is-bankrupt">recently filed for bankruptcy</a>. Do not be alarmed! Just because the company is drowning in $12 billion in debt with few prospects for a revival of its fortunes is no reason to believe that it's anything but "business as usual" at the trusty Tribune. When Zell bought the company last year, employees were assured, "Going forward, employees participating in the [Employee Stock Ownership Plan] will be invested alongside Sam Zell, one of today’s most successful investors." Awesome! And the company has already assured everyone that there's no need to get upset by today's unfortunate, catastrophic turn of events:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5104592/tribune-to-everyone-pay-no-attention-to-this-minor-disturbance" title="Click here to read more about Tribune To Everyone: Pay No Attention To This Minor Disturbance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Ford Motor Co. CEO <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALAN MULALLY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALAN MULALLY" href="http://gawker.com/tag/alan-mulally/">Alan Mulally</a> is a Ford-drivin' man. The humble CEO, who is forced to feed his family on a mere <a href="http://www.autonews.com/article/20081202/ANA02/812010140/1078&refsect=">$1/ year salary</a>, announced that rather than <a href="http://gawker.com/5096183/populist-gm-executives-will-muddle-through-with-only-three-jets">taking a private jet like last time</a>, he's going to catch<a href="http://gawker.com/5099292/random-dudes-to-hop-bus-to-dc-save-auto-industry"> the carpool fever </a>and <em>drive</em> on down to Washington, DC to beg the government for bailout money. Driving himself, in a Ford hybrid car! Has someone been <a href="http://gawker.com/5096183/populist-gm-executives-will-muddle-through-with-only-three-jets">taking our PR advice</a>? We'll say yes! Reportedly, "The Ford road trip would cost about $29, excluding snacks." Cost of snacks: $25 billion. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/business/ford_ceo_takes_high_road_for_trip_to_dc_141768.htm">[NYP</a>]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5100823/ford-ceo-forced-to-learn-how-to-drive" title="Click here to read more about Ford CEO Forced To Learn How To Drive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				President-elect Obama&mdash;allegedly a 'man of the people'&mdash;is allegedly buying a fancy $30,000 ring for his fancy wife, allegedly! It was <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1090653/Barack-Obama-buy-rare-20-000-rhodium-ring-wife-say-thanks-support.html">in the trusty<em> Daily Mail</em></a>, and now it's the top story on Drudge, meaning it is the single most important news story in all the world. Elitist Obama drops 30K on bling for his wife during a recession&mdash;and this bling will be made out of rhodium, the world's most expensive metal! This story is almost certainly bullshit, and we will tell you exactly why. [Updates below&mdash;we were right]:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5100784/calling-bullshit-on-the-obama-ring-story" title="Click here to read more about Calling Bullshit On The Obama Ring Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Us Weekly </em>ate up <i>Hills</i> "stars" Spencer and Heidi's story that they <a href="http://gawker.com/5098245/how-heidi-montag-and-spencer-pratts-marriage-has-ruined-my-life">got married</a> on the spur of the moment while on vacation in Mexico. A photographer just happened to be there to capture their beautiful declarations of love! Heidi just happened to have a white, full-length Balenciaga sundress lying around that doubled <i>perfectly</i> as a wedding gown! But <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_MONTAG_PRATT?SITE=ORBAK&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">the AP is asking</a> if they're actually now husband and wife or if the whole thing was just another elaborate Speidi photo op.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5099361/ap-calls-bullshit-on-spencer-n-heidis-elopement" title="Click here to read more about AP Calls Bullshit on Spencer n' Heidi's 'Elopement'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Former MSNBC host Dan Abrams is a popular guy, because it's been rumored that he has jobs to give out. Abrams, you'll recall, is starting a ridiculous,<a href="http://gawker.com/5093610/dan-abrams-tries-to-explain-away-obvious-conflicts-of-interest-fails"> conflict-of-interest-riddled PR firm </a>that will distinguish itself by selling corporate clients (or just <a href="http://gawker.com/5093023/why-would-ronald-perelman-need-better-press">moguls</a>) the advice of <a href="http://gawker.com/5092703/dan-abrams-ring-of-media-informants">current journalists, bloggers, and other media types</a>. The <em>Observer</em> <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/media/we-look-forward-speaking-mr-abrams-his-earliest-convenience">spoke to Abrams</a>, and he says he's gotten 650 applications already&mdash;"the bulk of whom are freelance journalists, people who are writing books and individuals who have recently been laid off or walked away from jobs in the media industry." Are we<em> missing </em>something here? 				<a href="http://gawker.com/5099196/dan-abrams-defends-straw-man-version-of-his-new-pr-firm" title="Click here to read more about Dan Abrams Defends Straw Man Version Of His New PR Firm">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				General Motors caught a leeetle bit of flack this week for flying its executives to Washington on a private jet in order to beg for a taxpayer bailout. "Hey," said politicians, the media, and the general public, "you have less than zero money. Should you really have spent thousands on a private jet?" We would also add, "Shouldn't you have driven <em>a car</em>?" Later GM and its fellow broke automakers left Washington with no money, making this one of the colossal PR fuckups of 2008, and possibly of the preceding decade as well. But <a href="http://clusterstock.alleyinsider.com/2008/11/general-motors-gm-okay-okay-we-ll-sell-two-of-our-five-jets">everything is different now, </a>because GM is going to have <em>somewhat fewer</em> private jets. So  please give them some multiple of billions of dollars okay?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5096183/populist-gm-executives-will-muddle-through-with-only-three-jets" title="Click here to read more about Populist GM Executives Will Muddle Through With Only Three Jets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yuppie cokeheads, stop snorting massive rails for the sake of the endangered tree frogs! That's the new anti-drug message coming out of the UK. And it just might work! You might not stop for the sake of your money, your police record, or your septum, but would you give up blow if you knew that every eight ball cost ten square meters of precious rainforest habitat, you Whole Foods junkie?				<a href="http://gawker.com/5093156/environmental-guilt-to-end-cocaine-use" title="Click here to read more about Environmental Guilt To End Cocaine Use">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The news media has tracked failed VP candidate Sarah Palin to the wilds of Alaska to get her reaction to the LOL-legation that <a href="http://gawker.com/5077810/palin-didnt-know-continents-vs-countries-mccain-leak">she thought Africa was a country</a> rather than a continent. Her forceful rebuke of the charge can be summed up as: It, uh, sounds like some <em>bitters </em>are saying I maybe, uh, didn't know the answer to a question so, uh, who was it that said that, anyhow? Click to watch the mush-mouthed meanderings of a geographically challenged woman.				<a href="http://gawker.com/5079788/sarah-palin-on-charges-she-is-an-idiot-no-comment" title="Click here to read more about Sarah Palin On Charges She Is An Idiot: No Comment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Hudson's Family's Murder Is A Great Selling Point]]></title>
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				Every time&mdash;<em>every</em> time&mdash;a horrible tragedy befalls a famous person, some of our nation's most clueless PR practitioners use it as a news peg for some unfortunate client. And of course that tradition continues with the news that singer and actress Jennifer Hudson's <a href="http://gawker.com/5069195/body-of-jennifer-hudsons-nephew-likely-found">whole family was murdered</a>! When hearing such horrible news, we're bound to ask ourselves: Is there any "invaluable device" that could have saved them from their violent end? Well!:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5070023/jennifer-hudsons-familys-murder-is-a-great-selling-point" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Hudson's Family's Murder Is A Great Selling Point">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are finally<a href="http://gawker.com/5063600/madonna-divorcing-for-real-this-time"> getting divorced</a>. It's a very shocking thing, since earlier this summer, when <a href="http://gawker.com/5020196/madonna-planning-divorce">reports of a pending divorce surfaced</a>, Madonna's flack <a href="http://gawker.com/397672/madonnas-rep-added-to-prestigious-list-of-lying-flacks">assured the world that the couple had "no divorce plans.</a>" Could it be that the flack, <a href="http://gawker.com/search/liz%20rosenberg/">Liz Rosenberg</a>&mdash;a charter member of our <a href="http://gawker.com/397672/madonnas-rep-added-to-prestigious-list-of-lying-flacks">list of lying flacks</a>&mdash;told something <em>less than the full truth</em>? After the jump, Liz's side of the story, and then the other, more accurate side: 

We asked Liz Rosenberg about this discrepancy between what she said earlier, and what's happening now. Her answer: "there was no pending divorce earlier this year." 

So, we asked, does that mean that, for example, the <em>Sun</em>'s report that Madonna "initially planned to move back to the US with their three children in July" is false? "yes," Rosenberg replied.

Well, how credible is Liz Rosenberg? She <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1542537,00.html">told the world</a> in 2006 that Madonna was not adopting a baby in Malawi. Although, of course, Madonna <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6054492.stm">did adopt a baby </a>in Malawi. 

What else do we know about Rosenberg?

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<li>According to <a href="http://cityfile.com/profiles/liz-rosenberg">CityFile</a>, she's "best known for having served as Madonna's flack for more than 20 years. Other clients have included the Pretenders, Cher, Josh Groban, Stevie Nicks, Seal, k.d. Lang, and Liza Minnelli."</li>

<li>She does a good job of staying friendly with celebrity magazine editors, naturally&mdash;she's allegedly been <a href="http://gawker.com/5021473/is-the-editor-of-people-too-friendly-with-madonna">showering the editor of <em>People</em> with free Madonna tickets</a> for a decade or more. </li>

<li>She knows how to play hardball&mdash;she reportedly managed to <a href="http://gawker.com/5024889/is-madonnas-lying-publicist-scaring-away-coverage-of-her-brothers-book">silence a good deal of potential press coverage </a>of Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone's book last summer, which portrayed the singer negatively. </li>

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So Rosenberg does her job. Regardless, no matter how much wheedling, pleading, bargaining, threats, or doubletalk a flack uses, they're not supposed to flat-out<em> lie</em>. But Rosenberg has quite a reputation for lying. <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=Bm8&q=Liz+Rosenberg+madonna+liar&btnG=Search">Look!</a> Some of the most vehement "Rosenberg is a liar" voices are the most fervent Madonna fans, like <a href="http://absolutemadonna.com/?p=782">commenters on AbsoluteMadonna.com</a>. It might be advantageous to court them, from a PR point of view!

Celebrity flacks are probably the only remaining category of PR people who can get away with bald-faced lies, and continue to be effective in their jobs. Corporate flacks run the risk of pissing off business reporters (or even the SEC), which would make them liabilities. Media flacks? Lord, they have to be <em>friends</em> with reporters. To lie is to die. Despite the vague public perception that all flacks are liars, they really can't be if they want to have a long-term career.

Unless they have a client like Madonna! Because the celebrity media will want to cover Madonna for the rest of her natural life no matter what she or her flack does. So Liz Rosenberg, yes, probably finds it expedient to just lie and now and then, without any real consequences.

But that also means you shouldn't necessarily believe anything she says. 

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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:27:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Famous actresses should really write something into their contracts that says that in the case of their ex-boyfriend being arrested for international money-laundering and <a href="http://gawker.com/5048353/raffaello-follieri-pleads-guilty-has-bad-hair-day">fraud</a>, all mandatory TV interviews for a new movie can be postponed <em>at least</em> until his trial is over. Anne Hathaway already had to <a href="http://gawker.com/5057270/anne-hathaway-gets-testy-over-jailed-ex">face David Letterman's questions</a> about her ex, conman <a href="http://gawker.com/tag/raffaello-follieri/">Raffaello Follieri,</a> and today she had to go on <em>Good Morning America</em> to explain what she "learned" by dating an Italian hustler. Uh, <em>not to do it</em>? Click to watch her speak poignantly enough to live up to GMA's standards of public purging. [The saddest part of all is that the movie she's promoting, "<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1084950/">Rachel Getting Married</a>" is absolutely terrible. Epically grating. I even got free tickets, but Jesus. It's not worth the headache, Anne.]				<a href="http://gawker.com/5058086/anne-hathaway-now-has-an-answer-for-questions-about-her-ex+boyfriend" title="Click here to read more about Anne Hathaway Now Has An Answer For Questions About Her Ex-Boyfriend">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Lately the internet has been <a href="http://defamer.com/tag/ben-silverman/">"abuzz"</a> with rumors that NBC wants to dump its golden boy chief programmer Ben Silverman. So of course NBC itself has been equally "abuzz" assuring everyone that it wants no such thing! Are they telling the truth? Oh boy, it's time to do some serious <a href="http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/business-spin/">parsing </a>of corporate spin:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5051135/when-does-fantastic-job-mean-youre-getting-canned" title="Click here to read more about When Does "Fantastic job" Mean "You're getting canned"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Gadzooks: at Bloomberg LP, the financial news company owned by NYC mayor Mike Bloomberg, six dozen women&mdash;"about one in seven of the roughly 500 female employees who became pregnant in the last six years"&mdash;are<a href="http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/50265/"> now suing the company</a> for being treated unfairly. That's up from an initial plaintiff count of three. It's almost as if there's some sort of unfolding pattern here:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5049968/pregnant-women-increasingly-uppity-at-bloomberg" title="Click here to read more about Pregnant Women Increasingly Uppity At Bloomberg">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				John Edwards is a lawyer, so he tends to be careful about, you know, "lies." Like Bill Clinton before him, he tries to make them <i>technically</i> true and hope no one notices the outs he leaves himself. Today, <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_sex_more_lies_videotape_/celebrity/65288">the <i>Enquirer</i> claims</a> (reports?? who knows with them) that Edwards "restarted" his affair with Rielle Hunter <i>after</i> he says he confessed to his wife and ended it. Also he "was sexually involved with Rielle when she became pregnant." (Speaking of pregnant—click to see the totally helpful contextual ad that pops up when you hover over that word at the <i>Enquirer's</i> site.) Ha ha also: "Experts are now calling for a federal investigation into Edwards' use of campaign funds." Experts in <i>what?</i> So John's lying about everything, right? Kind of...				<a href="http://gawker.com/5036523/tracking-the-edwards-lies" title="Click here to read more about Tracking the Edwards Lies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Department Of Corrections Appreciates Cocaine Rapper]]></title>
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				When you're a big time Miami crime rapper who took your name from a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ross_%28drug_trafficker%29">legendary cocaine dealer</a>, and somebody "accuses" you of once being a prison guard, why not just admit it? Then you could have a nice laugh about how far you've come. Instead, Rick Ross denied it, and got <em>The Smoking Gun</em> on his case, which just keeps on releasing <em>more </em>evidence of his C.O. career, and now people like us are providing links to his <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0728081rickross17.html">Certificate of Appreciation</a> "in recognition of your service as a Perfect Attendance Employee assisting the Department of Corrections." Hustlin' baby. After the jump, the now-famous photo of the big coke don at his graduation ceremony as a corrections officer, which he tried to attribute to "online hackers" or something:				<a href="http://gawker.com/5030142/department-of-corrections-appreciates-cocaine-rapper" title="Click here to read more about Department Of Corrections Appreciates Cocaine Rapper">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We have <a href="http://gawker.com/5028114/new-olympic-mascot-a-trainwreck-as-always">Olympic fever</a>! But not as much as Beijing-ians. The Chinese government is like an overanxious mama, worried her kid might start picking his nose on stage at his preschool graduation. So they're bombarding the wayward citizenry with propaganda posters directing them how to act when all the weird foreigners get to town. The oddest thing is that they go to great lengths to explain how to make pale Westerners feel at ease, when in fact much of the etiquette advice seems totally unrelated to American life. It's a culture clash that will make you chuckle! Below, actual instructions to the Chinese: Whatever you do, don't ask what someone does!				<a href="http://gawker.com/5028182/chinese-taught-how-to-speak-to-foreigners-wheelchair-athletes" title="Click here to read more about Chinese Taught How To Speak To Foreigners, Wheelchair Athletes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:29:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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