Exiting the cinema after a matinee screening at the Varsity in Toronto, there's Scott Speedman stretching or...something. Anyway, dude is diminutive, and at the risk of creating a celebrity paradox, his ass chin cleft thing appears deeper than he is tall.
I see Jesse Metcalf and Jordana Brewster working out at where else, but Equinox in Dallas. They are filming the Dallas reboot, which I'm sure some of you know this.
Robert Plant moved to Austin recently and my backyard neighbor saw him at Office Max and helped him find the printer paper and toner. Several of my friends have seen him out and about and there is the sweetest picture of him handing out candy to kids on Halloween.
Robert Plant moved to Austin recently and my backyard neighbor saw him at Office Max and helped him find the printer paper and toner. Several of my friends have seen him out and about and there is the sweetest picture of him handing out candy to kids on Halloween.
I just recently heard he moved to Austin. I live here, too, and I find that so strange. Robert Plant should not be hanging out at Office Max, for Christ's sake. He's a freaking GOD. #stalker(Edit comment)
Haha! I was wondering when someone was going to write back. I know, right? He has been spotted at the Home Depot on Brodie and the CVS on South Lamar, too. So surreal. Someone wrote on a thread, "well, you never know when the levee might break and you find yourself needing wood screws". I'm just holding my breath that Jimmy comes for a visit.
He's one of the very few "celebrities" I am positive would turn me into a raving lunatic/fangirl if I were to ever meet him. That man sang me through adolescence, when he sings you BELIEVE that shit. *sigh* #stalker(Edit comment)
I hear you, sister. I was buying a gift for my husband in this really small, slightly stuffy guitar shop in my neighborhood; I knew that RP had been spotted there a few times and while waiting, I imagined my reaction if he walked in while I was there. I can assure you that I would start sweating, giggle uncontrollably, cry a bit, then run out of the store and bang my head on my car door. (If it was Jimmy, I would likely just swoon and pass out; he's been on my dream list since I was 13.)
EISENBERG: I don’t consider Broadway for us — as theatergoers. I never even consider going there to see something. (From Sunday's Times: [www.nytimes.com] ) So Jesse, that wasn't you I saw at the Aug. 17 performance of Jerusalem on Broadway, sitting with a friend in what looked like prime comped house-seats, Row B or C on the aisle? You make some OK comments about the theater -- costs, hypocrisy and elitism -- but why not try encouraging people to see the best shows available? Like you did.
I think it's fair to say to a veteran of any Noah Baumbach movie who starts shit-talking anything, "look, haven't you pointed enough fingers already? Just settle yourself." #crosstalk(Edit comment)
Just saw David Mamet at Il Forno in Santa Monica, talking to a loud, obnoxious agent-type (I know, I know, is there any other kind?). #stalker(Edit comment)
This isn't so much a tip, just really an anecdote I wanted to share with Gawker and its faithful readers.
So I just moved from NYC down to McLean, VA. I head out to breakfast with the fam this past Saturday morning, end up being seated at a table directly next to Newt Gingrich (I should note that he was some total randoms - alas, Calista was nowhere to be seen). FWIW, Newt is much fatter in person, though still has the troll-like demeanor we've come to expect over the years.
Anyhoo, Newt and his party finally leave, he's shaking hands on his way out, glad-handing with all of these assholes (i.e. his perfect constituency). I really wanted to smack the fat smirk right off his face and could barely eat my breakfast, I was so disgusted.
Upon exiting the restaurant, there was a card table set up, with (what seemed to be) a father and his 2 sons, raising money for the local Cub Scout troop (one of those things where you could give them a couple bucks in return for some stale popcorn or something). As I'm eventually leaving, I give the kids a few bucks and jokingly ask the father if Newt had given them some cash. The father looks at me and says, "Nope. He wouldn't even look at us, just kept walking."
Not that it surprised me at all, but what sort of complete shitbag won't give some kids a couple of bucks, especially when you're supposedly running for office. Just an awful, awful, fat toad he is.... #stalker(Edit comment)
That doesn't surprise me in the least, they don't call him Newt Grinch for nothing. I was reminded of the parable tonight in the movie Drive about the scorpion and the toad crossing the river, I couldn't remember how it ended exactly, but I know it isn't good for the toad once the scorpion gets a lift across the river on the toads back, then has no use to the scorpion, and he is, after all, a scorpion. In Newt's case, and judging by this story, I think he is both the toad AND the scorpion. #stalker(Edit comment)
The simple version of the story is that the toad will give the scorpion a ride if the scorpion promises not to sting him. They get about half way across the river and the scorpion stings the toad. Toad says "Scorpion, you fool! You've killed us both!" Scorpion replies "You are correct Toad, but I am a scorpion and it is my nature." #stalker(Edit comment)
Really? So he doesn't even wait until he gets all the way across the river? That's an even more harrowing 'tail' than I thought! Thanks for the refresher, the moral in the context of the movie makes more sense now. #stalker(Edit comment)
Had good seats for the US Open this year and ran into Anna Wintour. It was hot and humid on Saturday -- rained a bit -- I felt like a sweaty schlub. But Ms. W. was cool and poised in a cotton dress. My compliments, Anna. Smith always admires a good presentation. #stalker(Edit comment)
Attention, PR livebloggers! I saw Tim Gunn this afternoon at the Time Warner Center. He was with a PA-type person headed towards the escalators to the third floor. He was carrying a large (leather?) tote and was impeccably dressed in a navy pin-striped suit. #stalker(Edit comment)
Former model Lauren Hutton in the express line at Whole Foods Chelsea tonight. Sorry to report that she looked kinda dumpy. She's no Carmen dell'Orefice. But then who is? #stalker(Edit comment)
Saw Kim Kardashian's slow looking husband going into The Sports Club/LA this morning around 8:40. He almost walked into me. I gave him some side-eye and that's when I realized that the 11 foot tall goof ball with the LV gym bag was Krish Humphries. #stalker(Edit comment)
Exiting the cinema after a matinee screening at the Varsity in Toronto, there's Scott Speedman stretching or...something. Anyway, dude is diminutive, and at the risk of creating a celebrity paradox, his ass chin cleft thing appears deeper than he is tall.
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Mythbusters accidentally shot a cannon into somebody's house:
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Haha! I was wondering when someone was going to write back.
I know, right? He has been spotted at the Home Depot on Brodie and the CVS on South Lamar, too. So surreal. Someone wrote on a thread, "well, you never know when the levee might break and you find yourself needing wood screws". I'm just holding my breath that Jimmy comes for a visit.
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(Edit comment)I hear you, sister. I was buying a gift for my husband in this really small, slightly stuffy guitar shop in my neighborhood; I knew that RP had been spotted there a few times and while waiting, I imagined my reaction if he walked in while I was there. I can assure you that I would start sweating, giggle uncontrollably, cry a bit, then run out of the store and bang my head on my car door. (If it was Jimmy, I would likely just swoon and pass out; he's been on my dream list since I was 13.)
I'm a 45-year old mother, BTW.
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So Jesse, that wasn't you I saw at the Aug. 17 performance of Jerusalem on Broadway, sitting with a friend in what looked like prime comped house-seats, Row B or C on the aisle?
You make some OK comments about the theater -- costs, hypocrisy and elitism -- but why not try encouraging people to see the best shows available? Like you did.
#crosstalk #tips #stalker #jesseeisenberg (Edit comment)
I think it's fair to say to a veteran of any Noah Baumbach movie who starts shit-talking anything, "look, haven't you pointed enough fingers already? Just settle yourself." #crosstalk (Edit comment)
So I just moved from NYC down to McLean, VA. I head out to breakfast with the fam this past Saturday morning, end up being seated at a table directly next to Newt Gingrich (I should note that he was some total randoms - alas, Calista was nowhere to be seen). FWIW, Newt is much fatter in person, though still has the troll-like demeanor we've come to expect over the years.
Anyhoo, Newt and his party finally leave, he's shaking hands on his way out, glad-handing with all of these assholes (i.e. his perfect constituency). I really wanted to smack the fat smirk right off his face and could barely eat my breakfast, I was so disgusted.
Upon exiting the restaurant, there was a card table set up, with (what seemed to be) a father and his 2 sons, raising money for the local Cub Scout troop (one of those things where you could give them a couple bucks in return for some stale popcorn or something). As I'm eventually leaving, I give the kids a few bucks and jokingly ask the father if Newt had given them some cash. The father looks at me and says, "Nope. He wouldn't even look at us, just kept walking."
Not that it surprised me at all, but what sort of complete shitbag won't give some kids a couple of bucks, especially when you're supposedly running for office. Just an awful, awful, fat toad he is.... #stalker (Edit comment)
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