Jersey Shore's pouf-iest guidette appeared on the Tonight Show to promote her new book (sigh) and she proved to be entertaining. She spoke about her new boyfriend, new drink, and the time she was fired from the "Old Women's" department.

You've gotta hand it to Ron Howard, though—he must have a large threshold of patience for being close to obnoxious people to stay on stage with Snooks and Jay Leno.