This week in our Far-Flung Correspondence, you had targeted accusations, analysis of the popularity of sex tapes on Gawker, filmmaking dreams, and comments about the whole structure of Gawker media. Read these epistolary expositions and more below, and as always, keep flinging that shit at us and we will keep publishing it.
Oh darling dear, you seem sweet and confused.
SUBJECT: feedback for gawker
BODY: Hi Gawker,
I have read your content for about half a year. And I find what you provide is really really worth of reading.But your names of brands really really make me confused. I hardly understand what that words mean except gawker and lifehacker.So i look up them time by time but soon i forget them again.
I hope you build some wonderful brands and leave the unwelcome brands behind.
Yours.
U 2?
SUBJECT: Hi
BODY: U used to work for target
A Gawker/porn anthropologist (in reference to the Deen/Teen Mom clip):
SUBJECT: here's the first clip….
BODY: since you originally posted this vid of clips of the two doing the nasty, has anyone at gawker notice that it's ALWAYS in you feed at night? one of my highlights of getting home (LA) and, i like to think, there are 125+ guys at that moment too cheap but still, they are jerking off at that moment. it's also interesting to notice in your top viewing posts, the difference as to when these guys jerk of on weekday nights, and not as much on weekends.
Perhaps related, but usually unrelated, here's the latest from Mr. Anatomical Confusion.
SUBJECT: No bed time
BODY: I can stay up as late as I want, shit for brains. Yups, no bed time for me. Midnight, 1 in morning, whatever the time of my choosing is when I go to bed. Usually go to bed after getting creamed but that is my choosing. I will rob my stick looking at porn but not porn that has a dick that is so provoking. Just a nude babe showing her tits and pussy is my choosing. Right now it is late but I am reading article about coyote stuck in the fence. Why not just feed him some ants? The coyote will not bunt while trapped so just go ahead and go fuck off, assholes, and feed it dog shit and ants. That would be my choosing for a giggle manner. A woman who suck dick must be a whore. So there!
And an announcement about live-action dreams:
SUBJECT: Pokemon live action movie
BODY: I'm currently writing a script of a trilogy adaption of Pokemon live action movie. I can't tell you about the plot. But I can tell you who I want Sylvester McCoy as Professor Oak, Bindi Irwin as Daisy Oak, Satoshi Tajiri as the Pokemon teacher, Mary Elisabeth Winstead as Officer Jenny. These are some ides I have. And the Pokemon movies will take place on a realistic cgi rendered Pokemon world. I'll be submitting the scripts on a website only production industries can read. So soon they will be produced.
That's all in our strange mail for this week. Guess what? It's August! How do you feel about this last month of summer? I hope you love it.
