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Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out

Maureen O'Connor — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:14:32 EST

Kristen Stewart's corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan "acts like I bit his dick off." Thursday's gossip has castration anxiety. More »

OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate

Hamilton Nolan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:18:38 EDT

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OK!'s cover this week shows Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt on an adorable playdate! Now, let's look at the two separate photos they stitched together to create this Frankenstein-like Photoshop: More »

Toys, Tot and a Fembot

Gabriel Snyder — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:53:51 EST

[Trapped cult wife Katie Holmes carries daughter Suri, one toy monkey and two babydolls in New York City last night; image via X17] More »

ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti

Ryan Tate — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:57:45 EST

Nearly three years ago, Lindsay Lohan scrawled "Scarlett [Johansson] is a bloody cunt" on a bathroom wall at the Dark Room on the Lower East Side. Allure finally asked Johansson about the incident: "I don't know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar—I mean, shockingly so, like 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"

Who's To Blame For Katie Holmes's Mysterious Knee Bruises?

Kyle Buchanan — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:40:14 EDT

While other well-photographed actresses might don a pair of pants to go out if their knees were covered in bruises, Kate Holmes is of a different breed. Not only did Holmes attend a performance of August: Osage County with black-and-blue welts studding her bare legs, she did it while leggings were surely close at hand. Are the bruises the result of a suddenly aggressive Suri, a painful rehearsal for Katie's Broadway debut, or a niacin-cleansing ritual gone awry? The Daily Mail takes us inside the scene: More »

Bracciano Or Bust: A Cruise-Holmes Wedding Round-Up

Seth — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:49:57 EST

This Saturday, the Odescalchi Castle on Italy's Lake Bracciano will for one magical evening be transformed into the fairy tale palace where Katie Holmes will finally take Tom Cruise's supple hand in marriage (as stipulated in paragraph 68c of her billion-year contractual commitment), with a gathered crowd of Hollywood's greatest luminaries looking on in polite, incredulous bemusement. As the media coverage builds to a cacophonic crescendo, we help you wade through it all with a Countdown To Eternal Servitude round-up: More »

If You Liked 'The Curve of Binding Energy,' You'll Love 'Yes, Suri'

abalk2 — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:05:32 EDT

Far be it from us to complain about cross-promotion, and we understand that after the Tina Brown era there's no point in pretending that The New Yorker is anything but a magazine of its time, but still, a little part of us died when we saw this e-mail to subscribers of Eustace Tilley's gazette. More »

Media Bubble: Still Going For That Suri Traffic

abalk2 — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:50:20 EDT

• Blogs: worse than the sixties. [NYT] More »

Gawker's Week in Review: Yes, Suri, She's Going to Have a Rough Childhood

Jessica — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 18:55:08 EDT

• After an extended period of darkness, 4-year-old Suri Cruise finally reveals herself to the world as a beautiful Asian-American. More »

J.T. Leroy and Other Treats for Credulous Media Outlets

Jessica — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:25:22 EDT

A little Fake Writer Day nostalgia for you this morning, courtesy of Laura Albert, the woman formerly known as cult novelist and utter hoax J.T. Leroy, who gives an interview in the fall issue of the Paris Review: More »

Tom's Reasons Why Not

abalk2 — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:40:58 EDT

Earlier today we figured out why Tom Cruise chose to go with Vanity Fair for daughter Suri's first photo shoot. But what of the publications that Tom turned down? What were his reasons for spurning their (no doubt remunerative) affections? After the jump, a handy chart. More »

Suri: The Critics React

abalk2 — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:23:49 EDT

Today's Times offers a sophisticated exegesis of the Suri Cruise Vanity Fair spread. Roving critic Caryn James starts by hitting all the usual notes ("What 5-month-old has a stylist? Or photos taken by Annie Leibovitz?" and "The extravagantly orchestrated photo shoot reveals a media circus masquerading as ordinary life, and speaks to the devil's bargain some celebrities make with the public.") But then things take a turn for the worse, as James criticizes Leibovitz's photography ("not her best," "pretty but ordinary") and exculpates the press ("No one really thought Suri was imaginary or some creature from another planet." Oh really?) and suggests that Tom get former publicist Pat Kingsley back (we're sure he's just been waiting for that advice from the Times.) More »

Remainders: Our Last Suri Mention of the Day. Exhale.

Jessica — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:00:38 EDT

• Why does Suri Cruise look so freaking weird? Because she's everyone's baby, a child of the whole wide world. Makes you feel fuzzy, don't it? [Defamer] More »

Yes, Suri, That's My Restaurant

abalk2 — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:20:03 EDT

Some interesting news from the world of fine dining today. In a report on what to look forward to this fall, the Times' Florence Fabricant notes that "the restaurant world will try some surprising twists, as established names branch out into unfamiliar roles. Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, suddenly becomes a restaurateur." Carter, it turns out, "is recycling Ye Waverly Inn as the Waverly Inn..." We're not sure that "recycling" is a fair description; we were given a sneak peek, and the d cor alone screams "new" and "now." Here's a first look. More »

Suri on 'Today': Photos from a Magazine on TV on the Internet

Chris Mohney — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:00:37 EDT

You think you've had enough Suri Cruise? We'll tell you when you've had enough Suri Cruise. Until then, you're the Internet's little p t goose getting force-fed Suri cornmeal until we've decided your liver is just succulent enough. Above is this morning's Suriana from the Today show (baby-wig-tip, Cityrag), with Vanity Fair's feetch editor Jane Sarkin glibbing it up with Matt Lauer on the whole photographic extravaganza. Sarkin knows how to bring both the bubbly and the serious, so sit back and watch how the pros do it, Janice Min. More »

Katie Couric and Suri Cruise on 'Us Weekly Live'

Jessica — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:00:12 EDT

We're still grappling with the enormity of it all, the overwhelming revelation of Suri Cruise's hair and the crushing reality of Katie Couric as an evening news anchor. It's hard not to be dizzy at such an exciting time as this. Nevertheless, in an effort to understand, let us all repeatedly study the most important 61 seconds in the history of the entire world, when a woman wearing white after Labor Day showed us pictures of TomKat's baby Bjork. More »

Suri: The Photo You Won't See in 'Vanity Fair'

abalk2 — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:28:35 EDT

We highly recommend you go buy your own copy of Vanity Fair; you will surely want to keep and frame the images within. Here at Gawker, however, we've been fortunate enough to obtain an original shot of the Cruise family, one untouched by the photo-editors at VF. Everything seems at once more and less confusing. More »

More Suri: "This Is Definitely Tom's Child"

abalk2 — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:00:34 EDT

"I think she has Tom's eyes. I think she looks like Tom." — Katie Holmes More »

Today on 'Today': There Is a Suri, and She Is in 'Vanity Fair'

Jessica — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:01:55 EDT

HOLYSHITDIDYOUHEAR? Today's spanking-new Vanity Fair is a glossy manger, cradling the messiah of celebrity journalism, adorable 2-year-old Suri Cruise. Vanity Fair features editor Jane Sarkin hit the Today show just now for the requisite scoopy plug, noting that she spent a full five days at the TomKat compound in Telluride and wasn't forced to take a single E-meter test. More importantly, the article and accompanying photos, which you've been waiting for since Katie Holmes first donned her $5 million prosthetic womb, constitute twenty-two fucking pages of the magazine — the most Vanity Fair has ever devoted to an Asian-American! More »

Again With The Suri Cruise Photos

abalk2 — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:01:13 EDT

Here's the cover of tomorrow's Vanity Fair. It features the possible offspring of a major movie star. Are you people happy with yourselves? Because, you know, c'mon. More »

Suri Cruise Picture Revealed At Last

abalk2 — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:00:59 EDT

Apparently, the Cruise family decided to go the Asian route on the casting of this one. More »

Katie Holmes Photographed Holding Suri-esque Blob

Jessica — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 16:00:00 EDT

Could it be? Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes actually have a young human life in their possession? According to the paparazzi at X17, this utterly indiscernable photo shows new mother and Scientology detainee Katie Holmes and baby Suri, a touching image captured by the journalists flying above in the X17 TomKat 'Copter. To be fair, Katie could just be playing with her Baby Think It Over^TM doll — but then again, it's a little too late for that. More »

Remainders: Can You Really Trust Jennifer Aniston's Publicist?

Jessica — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 18:56:19 EDT

• Jennifer Aniston's publicist denies Us Weekly's report that Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged, but he's made a lot of false denials before. Wait, does this suggest that publicists are merely paid liars? No. Can't be. [Us Weekly] More »

Gossip Roundup: 'Vanity Fair' Falls to Suri's Level

Jessica — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:20:17 EDT

• Yes, Virginia, there is a Suri — and she's been photographed by Annie Liebovitz for Vanity Fair. We'd no idea Graydon was in the celebrity baby trade. Who are we kidding? The Scientologists totally paid him off to run a spread with a stuntbaby. [Page Six] More »

Gossip Roundup: Al Reynolds' After-Hours Boys Club

Jessica — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 12:20:54 EDT

• A gentleman caller comes looking for Star Jones' "husband" Al Reynolds at 4 AM and rings the wrong buzzer (thus the whole world knows). Also not helping Al's case: running around in Spandex. [Page Six] More »

Suri Exists, at Least in Our Hearts in Minds

Jessica — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:45:05 EDT

It's been a deafening three months since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes first pretended to bring baby Suri into the world, and it's only in the latest issue of Us Weekly that anyone has come forward claiming have to seen the baby. Alas, it's not a trusted Us journalist like Alyssa Shelasky who can vouch for the baby's existence; rather, it's King of Queens actress and Scientologist Leah Remini who says she's seen the miracle child. She tells the magazine that she had contact with Suri several weeks ago and that the infant looked like "a cross between the two, [with] dark, straight hair and dark eyes." Right, right, but what else? Says Remini, Suri's "a newborn and normal size." More »

Remainders: Pete Coors Loves That Refreshing Rocky Mountain Taste

Jessica — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:22:20 EDT

• Beer king Pete Coors gets a DUI; in an era of corporate corruption, it sure is nice to see an executive who really loves his product. [Denver Post] More »

Remainders: Gannon-Guckert Flits Into Town

Jessica — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 19:20:43 EDT

• Everyone's favorite gay escort-cum-White House reporter Jeff Gannon/James Guckert will be speaking this Thursday at the 3 West Club for the Log Cabin Republicans' monthly meeting. Hopefully, it'll be just like a Learning Annex session: how to transform your internet hobby into a viable prostitution endeavor. [Productshop NYC] More »

Gossip Roundup: Suri's Birth Certificate Does Not a Baby Make

Jessica — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:45:56 EDT

• Suri Cruise does exist, or at least her birth certificate does. Though, strangely, it was issued 20 days after her birth (the hospital's policy is within 10 days of birth), the attendant who signed the certificate wasn't actually in the room during the birth and the person who signed as certifier is unknown, thanks to an illegible signature. How completely not suspicious. [TMZ] More »

Gossip Roundup: Lindsay Lohan Makes Autistic Kids Cry

Jessica — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:02:43 EDT

• Today in the Wasted Adventures of Lindsay Lohan: after her birthday party, Lohan passes out on the toilet, "loses her keys," leaves her car parked in front of a drop-off spot on Pacific Coast Highway, and, in the grand finale, autistic kids can't access the beach. [Page Six] More »