Police in Stockholm have reportedly discovered drugs and a stun gun on the tour bus of World’s Worst Baby Monkey Mother Justin Bieber.
A police spokesman told the AP that a raid of the bus was conducted Wednesday night during Bieber’s concert, after officers reported smelling marijuana coming from inside it. The bus was unoccupied at the time, which means that, in addition to carrying marijuana and a stun gun, it was also being haunted by a pothead spirit.
Police said they have no suspects (al Quaeda?) and have made no arrests. They also declined to identify type of drug discovered, but we have narrowed it down to any drug with a distinctive marijuana scent.
Earlier today, Justin Bieber observed that he loves music.
[AP // Image via Getty]
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