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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    I don't know why. I just can't resist this...


    She's doing a reprisal of her first great role in the upcoming "Girl with a pearl necklace."


    What... it had to be said.

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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    @Aaron Altman
    Lojohanssonhan? Didn't he win the "World's Strongest Man" competition about 7 years ago?
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    Image of inflammatorywrit inflammatorywrit
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Brad Pitt's new 'stache kind of disturbs me.
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    Image of apecakes apecakes
    11/18/08

    @inflammatorywrit: It reminds me of Todd Palin, which is not a good thing.
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    Image of inflammatorywrit inflammatorywrit
    11/18/08

    @apecakes: oh god. You're right. Give him a parka and a snow machine and we're in business.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @inflammatorywrit: He is from the Ozarks.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Did they also ask Scarjo why the fuck she got married at 23 to that dork instead of exploiting that hot rack until AT LEAST her late 20s? Do not understand.
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    Image of dado dado
    11/18/08

    @Unfun: He is a dork. Scarjo taking Alanis Morrisette's leftovers? Odd.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Poor Angie, she misses her ma.


    You can have the whole world at your feet and a pile of money as big as an elephant, but you'd light it all up in a bonfire for just five more minutes with her.

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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Hey ScarJo, who cares about the graffiti, I want to know the motivation behind:


    The Island
    The Nanny Diaries
    Scoop
    The Black Dhalia
    A Love Song For Bobby Long
    The Perfect Score
    "Anywhere I Lay My Head"
    In Good Company...

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    If ScarJo doesn't lose that smile she's gonna turn into Rene Zellweger.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Louis Vuitton needs a new bag?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    I don't care if it does come from Louis Vuitton, no one's going to buy a bag made out of "Madonna's muscled, tightly-drawn skin."
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    Image of TerseNursePornstein TerseNursePornstein
    11/18/08

    @BadUncle: But for once it's real leather!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    ScarJo's chest, in the picture above, reminds me of BookishLookish's tale of two gay guys begging to eat dessert off her chest. The end.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/18/08

    @CaptainFantastic:


    ScarJo is no BookishLookish.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/08

    @GirlyWhirl: You doll.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @GirlyWhirl: I'm willing to be convinced.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/08

    @CaptainFantastic: Heh. It is still formidable but alas, it's not 23 years old. Get your time machine out, toots.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @BookishLookish: I'm no spring chicken either. The dessert eating scored a lot of points in my book. They must be something to behold.


    By the way, what kind of dessert?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/08

    @CaptainFantastic: I'm PMing you because I don't provide Internet porn without getting paid.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @BookishLookish: All: I was a bit dissapointed. It was not a banana split.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/18/08

    @CaptainFantastic: I look at it, I see the bodice, and I think that her breasts must be awfully uncomfortable and sweaty from wearing that dress.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    11/18/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Yes, it doesn't look like it fits all that well. Perhaps she'd be more comfortable without it.
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    Image of dado dado
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    I figured that we were at the point in the pop culture cycle that saying "like Groundhog Day every day" would be redundant.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Most Powerful Twat Under Age Five? Well now, that's a very inappropriate thing to say.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/18/08

    In reply to ScarJo Finally Replies To Nasty LiLo Graffiti
    Let them merge and create Lojohanssonhan.


    I've thought about it. So have you.

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    Image of blix blix
    11/18/08

    @Aaron Altman: Camera chimera.
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    Image of WideStanceRomancer WideStanceRomancer
    11/18/08

    @Aaron Altman: I did coke with Lojohanssonhan and then we totally did it.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/18/08

    @blix: @souplines: @BookishLookish: Oh-my-dra.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    11/18/08

    @Aaron Altman: Frackles.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/08

    @WideStanceRomancer: Did it have a double vadge? I bet it wouldn't shut the hell up after.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11/18/08

    @Aaron Altman: And we can add LoJack to the ankle bracelet to keep track of her/them.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/18/08

    @SidAndFinancy: Lojack Lojohanssonhan sounds like Snake Plissken's partner in crime.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/18/08

    @BookishLookish: I am intrigued by this double vadge thing.


    Now back to fantasizing that I'm the guy with the ample pearly-white boobshaped earrings.

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