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    Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    A film about norse mythology? Delicious, I hope! Tilda Swinton better be in it too.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    Jodie Foster? A beaver handpuppet? Gahh! The jokes that come to mind are too perverse to be posted here, but the temptation is unbearable!
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    No matter how prettily she smiles, or how many animals she saves with her plastic shoes, Natalie Portman will remain the worst actress of her generation. I wake screaming from nightmares of her in THE SEAGULL.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/14/09

    @City_Dater: Anything ever come of that suggestion to be able to vote comments down?



    I admit to being madly in love with Natalie Portman *and* her acting chops.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    I saw the words "Norse mythology" and Jackson" and thought "Viking Of Pop?"
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @Aaron Altman: I would so go see that instead of a Mel Gibson beaver movie.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/14/09

    @NinaHagen: I'd rather watch a Neil Patrick Harris musical rendition of a Mel Gibson beaver movie than a Mel Gibson beaver movie.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @Aaron Altman: I like it - I'll shove another crayon up my nose & get on the treatment - can you get Neil?
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    07/14/09

    @Aaron Altman: Is there anything for Tyne Daly in it?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/14/09

    @NinaHagen: Nina's back!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @BookishLookish:Shucks...
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/14/09

    @NinaHagen: We can cast whoever the hell we want! Tyne Daly as Freya! NPH as Odin! Let's make it happen!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @Aaron Altman: What's Don Rickles up to? I miss him.
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    Image of Natasha VC Natasha VC
    07/14/09

    @Aaron Altman:



    Pirates = Vikings in 2k10?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    It's been a problem ever since Beautiful Girls. Truly the most underrated Natalie Portman role, ever. Oscar: blind for not seeing this. Blind. Also (see the 2:55 mark), mashing snow should give everyone tremendous feelings of self-satisfaction.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @Foster Kamer: That is an excellent movie no one saw.
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    Image of Natasha VC Natasha VC
    07/14/09

    @Foster Kamer: I'm still trying to pull of the mushroom cut and choker chain she rocked from 'The Professional'.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    07/14/09

    @NatashaVC: Hearted for that.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    The beaver thing is about a puppet. A beaver puppet. I don't know if this puppet is a Holocaust denier or an alcoholic but it is a beaver which is also the mascot at City College. It's really fun to yell "Go Beavers!"



    Wow - I think that crayon up my nose is working magic.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/14/09

    @NinaHagen:



    A Beaver puppet? A merkin? Mel Gibson is playing a merkin? Whose?
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/14/09

    @resipsaloquacious:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8143738.stm
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/14/09

    @NinaHagen: You'll probably enjoy this, then:





    (I don't know if this is actually a parody; the first time I saw it it was billed as real.)
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Another Reason Why Your Boyfriend is in Love With Natalie Portman
    Fortunately for Natalie, I am not starring as Thor. She could not handle my Mjolnir.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/14/09

    @resipsaloquacious: According to mythology, Mjolnir was forged with an abnormally short handle....
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/14/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:



    Still, better my Mjolnir than your silver hammer.



    Besides, it's all about girth, these days, Pope.
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