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    Quizno's: Taste the Poop

    Slate FTW

    Descriptions of goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, and other gross-outs that hopefully you'll never watch
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    How can you all forget their CLASSIC!

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    Leave it to Quizno's to fail miserably to be funny even with all the archetypal elements of perfectly good comedy in place: sex with machines (for example, Sleeper, Wet, Hot, American Summer), sexual experimentation, phallic-shaped objects and gluttony. They could have woven a masterpiece out of any one of these threads.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    They may instead have to settle for variations on the classic attention-getting technique of two (D) cups, one girl.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    I just blew a dollop of Hellmann's.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    While meanwhile, Dov Charney is kicking himself for not appropriating the idea first ...
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    Image of ArnoldJulisa ArnoldJulisa
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    all the quiznos in my area have closed. no surprise really, they're always filthy. the sammies sure are tasty though.
    also, I thought the oven commercial was about the back door...

    ok, off to the potty
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/19/09

    @ArnoldJulisa: They have a tough time enforcing standards with their franchisees, apparently.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    So, shit sandwich then?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    05/19/09

    @Aaron Altman:


    [www.spinaltapfan.com]


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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    I watched that as I was ravaging my turkey and swiss sandwich. thank!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    You have to remember, HamNo, that this is the same sandwich company who (for a while, anyway) adopted as their mascots a pair of freaked out, deranged rats on PCP.


    I don't know about you, but if I'm trying to sell food, I'm probably going to avoid connecting my product with a pair of vermin-infested rodents.

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    Image of Eve Summers Eve Summers
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    Does the fact that this turned me on make me homosexual or herosexual?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    @Eve Summers: Quiznosexual, actually.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    This is hilarious because everytime I eat one of their sandwiches, I get the runs.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/19/09

    In reply to Quizno's: Taste the Poop
    What can I say. It's lunch time, and the ad just made me hungry.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/31/08

    In reply to Descriptions of goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, and other gross-outs that hopefully you'll never watch
    As a recent commenter, I feel like I fell into a rabbit hole. If it can be explained, I would like that.


    If not, I guess I will ride out the storm.


    Please step forward.


    Thank you.

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