Year of Living Miserably
Surprise! Seventy-five percent of Americans agree with you that 2009 was a horrible, awful year.
A Treasury of Terrifying Hyperbole by Dick Cheney
America's most hated political figure, former Vice President Dick Cheney, has inserted himself into the news again. He said something about Obama, and terror. That has been a wonderful 2009 trend, reporting on what Cheney mumbles.
Things That Went Away in 2009 (and What Should Have Gone Instead)
It was a miserable, terrible year full of death and loss. Here are a few of the things we will miss, and the things that we wish had died in their place. Please offer your own suggestions in comments.
Celebrity Sock Puppet Theatre's Year in Review
This year-end countdown is different in that it's strictly composed of sock puppets acting out ridiculous celebrity moments. There's a tiny part of you that wants to see sock puppet Chris Brown beat up a sock puppet Rihanna, right?
DJ Earworm Mashes Up the Best Pop Music of 2009
Pop music was alive and well this year. From Kings of Leon to Lady GaGa, the year in pop wasn't completely vomit inducing. Here's DJ Earworm (Best. DJ name. Ever) brilliantly mashing it all together for easy consumption.
All of 2009’s Cinematic Achievements in 7 Minutes
One YouTube user crammed 342 movies—an entire year's worth— into a seven-minute-long video. He's made a list of all the films included and after a quick check, looks legitimate. So glad that some people still don't have jobs!
The Top 100 Videos of 2009 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Between pranks, sports, tech, video games, singing, dancing, and television— there was a lot to choose from. These are the top 100 videos that became famous on the web in 2009, all in less than three minutes.
Support For 'Magic Negro' Rings In '09
"Let's hope the Magic Negro does a good job," is the New Year's wish of "Jen and John C," courtesy of the Fox News crawler. Hey, thanks for that. Click through for the clip:
The Top Ten People Who Should Be Unemployed in a Just 2009
Obviously we live in a cruel and absurd universe of well-rewarded idiocy and undeserved second chances, but if we didn't, these are the ten people you'd meet in the nu-depression's breadlines.
