Welcome to Philly, America's Yellingest City

PHILADELPHIA — All the Democrats had to do was have an uneventful, competently run convention. That’s it. Just four days where nothing horrible and embarrassing happened, with no ridiculous organizational fuckups or humiliating own goals.

Welcome to Philly, America's Yellingest City

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