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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    I'm honestly looking forward to reading Kiefer's memoirs 20 years from now, written at a time in his life when he'll also pop up on talk shows nostalgically telling anecdotes about his excitement-filled days on the sauce, a la Peter O'Toole and Richard Harris. That's when we'll find out what he did to that Christmas tree when the camera were off...
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    As if Brooke Shields couldn't easily administer a beatdown to a Proenza or a Schouler without any help from Kiefer.


    No one is buying his excuse.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    Wait, but don't the Baldwin brothers and Vince Vaughn like head-butt people daily to the glee of most everyone? Why is this so special?


    Also didn't someone slap Tommy Hilfiger a couple years ago? What? Just because you're fabulous you can't be in a smackdown. I think not.

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    Kiefer was just asking McCollough "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?", and thought the guy was referring to Brooke when he replied "Ho ends the show - her."
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    Wait. You head-butt designers?
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    05/07/09

    In reply to Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
    Season 7 was truncated? It seems to be going the full 24 hours to me...


    Season 7 was *delayed* by an entire season, but that was so it *wouldn't* be truncated.


    That said, I wonder if the NYPD are going to jam a pen in Sutherland's leg during the interrogation.

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    Image of Kari's Favorite Mark Kari's Favorite Mark
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    Here's a question: what happened to Janeanne's face? She's a big favorite of mine, so I'm not knocking her, and as far as I'm concerned she can have tentacles coming out of her head and I'd still like her, but doesn't the lower portion of her face look all fucked up? Is it bad plastic surgery, is it the result of being an alcoholic, or is it just natural? I don't like 24 so much but do watch it from time to time and cringe every time I see her.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    04/17/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: We call it "getting old".


    The woman is 45. Things start to get saggy and baggy around 10 years before that.

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    Image of Palmerlime Palmerlime
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    She's still on my list. I don't care how "in" is is to bash her, now.


    I have an odd list, admittedly. Kathy Griffin and Jennifer Love Hewitt never left my list, either.

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    04/17/09

    @Palmerlime: Actually her lame performance on AAR, where she came off as a caffeine-buzzed college freshman that just discovered "The Nation" exists is what turned me off to her. And then I saw her at Maxwell's during Hannukahpalooza and I liked her and found her quite funny.


    So it's one of these things where she's funny as a performer but when she goes all "political analyst" on us she comes off like kind of an infantile idiot regurgitating what she read on Media Matters.

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    To criticize Garofalo for getting paid for doing a minor role on "24" - while Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to be governor of Lefty-HQ California after shooting 3/4 of the Western Hemisphere, torturing, and invading countries in his movies, is ridiculous.


    Janeane is great and deserves the paycheck and as much airtime as any channel will give her. It's not like she's going down on Glenn Beck for cash.

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    04/17/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: She might not be going down on Glenn Beck for cash but she is clearly helping to indulge the fantasies of bigoted American sociopaths with her role in torture porn, for cash.
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    Image of coyote1284: P.E.T.U. coyote1284: P.E.T.U.
    04/17/09

    @gawkimo: Geeze, for someone so against the show, you know so much about it to be able to call it "torture porn". Last time I saw 24 (season 2) it didn't resemble a snuff film at all. Things must have really gone to shit on Fox. What is the format this season? 45 minutes of solid torture, 3 minutes of Jack running, 1 minute for everyone else? No wonder Garafalo's mad! She gets no screen time.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    04/17/09

    @coyote1284: Of course I watched it! For the same reason why I watch Neal Cavuto: to observe the tactics and rhetoric. But to be honest it got kinda boring. Like watching some guy jerk off in a woman's face, you can only watch swarthy looking dudes getting tortured by white people for so long before it just doesn't titillate!
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    Image of downlow downlow
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    I would not have wanted my picture taken with Rush Limbaugh either!


    Janeane was on "Greek" last week playing a women's studies professor, btw.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @downlow: Are you offering that tidbit as proof that she tips the velvet?
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    Image of downlow downlow
    04/17/09

    @bytememehard: I have no idea about that! No, I just like to bring up "Greek" as much as possible. I wish Richard would write re-caps for that show.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @downlow: Thanks. BTW, I likes 'em on the downlow. Call me.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    She's like Eleanor Roosevelt, but better, because she doesn't have to lug that polio gimp around with her everywhere she goes.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @saythatscool: Does she dive for muff, too?
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    Image of J DTZR J DTZR
    04/17/09

    @bytememehard: Don't ALL female godless tree-hugging vegan communist pinko freedom-hating hybrid-driving feminazi America-bashing liberal scum dive for muff?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    04/17/09

    @bytememehard: I know that we're going outside your frame of reference here, but I have known girls like her my whole life and they all have one thing in common. They are constantly wet. I bet Miss Giraffe has to change her panties three times a day. God help the innocent lesbian who jumps into the Wide Sargasso Sea at high tide. She'd need a snorkel and depth gauge just to find the man in the boat.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @saythatscool: I was actually married to, and fucked regularly and enthusiastically, a beautiful female womanly feminine dame. I kept her sopping wet, thank you.
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    04/17/09

    @J DTZR: Shut your beer hole, dickwad -- I love Janeane.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    I think this is as good a place as any to complain that I don't like the bold font on the headers.


    Why are they not all bold, by the way? What makes one bold or not bold? Can I make them all not bold in my options? So far my ouija board says no.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @unclevanya: Agreed. They bolds give the page a vintage newspaper look that doesn't seem to be in keeping with the spirit of Gawk.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/17/09

    @bytememehard: The New York Times Web site has a more hip look.
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    Image of dado dado
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    Way to shake off the bitter, petty , liberal stereotypes Janeane.
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    Image of DaveCrabtree DaveCrabtree
    04/17/09

    @dado: Exactly. She signed on to a show loved by right-wing nutjobs (like me), and she can't be gracious enough to accept somebody's compliment and say "thanks for watching"? What a meaningful protest, Janeane. Way to speak truth to power.


    From now on, when I go into a deli here in New York, if there's an Obama sign in the window, I'm not going to say "please" when I ask for something. That'll show 'em.

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    Image of jackvinyl jackvinyl
    04/17/09

    @DaveCrabtree: Yes you will. Because you'll be scared shitless at every interaction with the brown men that NYC affords you.... Please and Thank You.
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    Image of Gawkchalk Gawkchalk
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?


    Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?


    Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.

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    Image of blix blix
    04/17/09

    @Gawkchalk: That was insightful enough to be a final thought on the Jerry Springer show.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/17/09

    In reply to Janeane Garofalo's Weak Snub of Rush Limbaugh and Lynne Cheney
    Girlfriend's lefty cred is uber-solid. This critique misses.
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