“White Beauties,” by Kristin Cavallari.

On Day 390 of Kristin, Gawker reported that Kristin Cavallari had landed the cover of Bella LA magazine. It has come to my attention that Bella LA magazine does not exist.

Kristin Cavallari announced last week that she will embark on a cross-country book tour next month to promote her debut true crime thriller Balancing in Heels. If you were planning to catch Kristin when she hits Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, Illinois, beware: The event has strict rules.

Former reality TV star Kristin Cavallari only follows one reality TV housewife on Instagram, and that is Ms. Yolanda Foster of Beverly Hills. Makes total sense to me.

Future published author Kristin Cavallari announced on Instagram yesterday that her jewelry company Emerald Duv is having a “huge blowout sale.”

Did you know the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android issues notifications now? It’s true. Yesterday I received a ping informing me that Kristin had posted a new article on her app titled, “Don’t Throw Away Your Flowers.”

Kristin Cavallari is on the cover of this month’s Bella LA magazine. For those who are unfamiliar: This is the magazine that Lisa Vanderpump promoted during the Hamptons episode on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season. For those who are unfamiliar with that: can’t help you.

On this Wednesday of Kristin, we bring you glad tidings from the past:

As we near ever closer to Kristin Cavallari’s literary debut and the sweet release of death, new details about the promotional schedule for Balancing in Heels have emerged. Today Kristin announced that she plans to embark on a cross-country “book tour” next month, making stops in “NYC, Chicago, and LA.”

Three hundred and eighty-seven sunsets into her book writing journey, Kristin Cavallari presents a photo of “an actual copy” of her forthcoming memoir:

In January of last year, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari announced she was writing a whole book about “really just everything” in her life. Today marks the second Valentine’s Day she’s celebrated since beginning that journey.

At a branded event for Wonderful Halos last week, HollywoodLife.com asked Kristin Cavallari about her Valentine’s Day plans with her husband, Jay Cutler. Here’s what Kristin told the site, exclusively: “To be honest we haven’t even talked about it.”

Kristin Cavallari announced today that she will literally pay people to pre-order her forthcoming memoir/recipe pamphlet, Balancing in Heels.

What does Kristin Cavallari love to hear?

Kristin Cavallari designs her own line of peep toe booties and “classic” wedges, but Reebok also makes her smile.

It appears she’s still weighing her options.

Kristin Cavallari—shoe designer; jewelry designer; book designer—didn’t always have it so easy. During an interview with Us Weekly at a quasi-charity event for the Boys & Girls Club last week, she revealed, “Laguna Beach was tough.”

During an interview with Us Weekly at a pseudo-charity event for children last week, Kristin Cavallari revealed that she is feeling relaxed these days.

On Tuesday, Kristin Cavallari visited a chapter of the Boys & Girls Club in New York City as part of a campaign to get the children to eat mandarin oranges—Wonderful Halos, specifically. Directly thereafter, we received a PR email from Wonderful Halos about Kristin’s experience promoting Wonderful Halos, which you can…