Job Opportunity
5WPR, the agency led by Ronn [sic] Torossian, is looking for an executive assistant. The ad specifies that "Candidates must be fluent in English and well-spoken." Because their boss sure won't be! Hi-yo! [Craigslist]
Ronn [sic] Torossian, Web Spoofer Extraordinaire
IMPORTANT NEWS VIA E-MAIL: "There's a new owner of Hamiltonnolan.com. Guess who? Since you seem obsessed with me I will make sure to remind you daily. Hugs & Kisses, Ronn." AWESOME. I finally have something in common with all those famous PR people whose domain names he squatted on in '06. [UPDATE: A tipster points…
"We are under the impression that the entire world is borderline A.D.D."
Dumb in a cunning way, or just regular dumb? Ronn [sic] Torossian's PR firm, 5WPR, sent out a grammatically challenged press release about its client's plans to run a two-second Super Bowl commercial, consisting only of the word "Weatherproof." An hour later 5W sent out a retraction, because it became clear that…
The Meaning of Influencer Relations
These days, of course, Sundance is less a film festival than a promotional platform for marketers such as Anheuser-Busch that burnish themselves by association with celebrities. Or, as 5WPR chief and Joe Francis supporter Ronn Torossian boasted this week on his blog: "All of our partner brands receiving tremendous…
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