Old Navy: it's not just for terribly-made ill-fitting clothing and supremely annoying television ads. It's also for helping bring us all the closure we so desperately need. Yes, two decades after anyone cared, Kelly finally went with Dylan — Jennie Garth and Luke Perry are reportedly dating.

America's obnoxious but good-looking ex who it sometimes hooks up with when it gets drunk, Ryan Lochte, will guest star on an episode of 90210, America's obnoxious but good-looking show who it sometimes watches when it gets drunk, this October.

This 90210 actress is so nasty all her costars call her mean names behind her back. This Oscar-winner needs rehab, this famous family makes money selling their secrets, and this actor once beat up a paparazzo in a strip club. Nope, it wasn't for calling him names.

On last night's episode of 90210, Navid and Dixon start a new production house in Navids father failed porn studio and convince a music producer to shoot Nelly's new Music Video.

This week's 90210 opened with almost every character making out with someone else. And, of course, at least one participant feels guilty for kissing someone they feel they shouldn't be kissing. Confused? I think that's how they want us.

[Hollywood's most prolific naughty schoolgirl AnnaLynne McCord is freed from her mini-kilt—and gets turned into a Na'avi for a very strange episode of "90210." Another picture inside. Images via Pacific Coast News.]

Joe Jonas (the one who drove Demi Lovato to hospitalization) guest starred on 90210 last night as Adrianna's fake celebrity date to the big magazine party. Watch as both hot teenage girls and middle-aged men alike swoon at his very presence.

In celebration of 9/02/10, maven of teenage melodrama Josh Schwartz reintroduced the internet to a clip that brings Gossip Girl's credits from the Upper East Side to California's most famous zip code.

Due to a happy accident of the calendar, today is 9/02/10, and diehard fans are using it as an excuse to celebrate the quintessential '90s drama, Beverly Hills 90210. It's time we have our own discussion about the show.

The embarrassing part of catching a rare clip of Seacrest in the wild is that I've just outed myself for spending this beautiful afternoon watching 90210 reruns on Soap Net. This admission is worth it for his frosted tips alone.

It's true. Read no further if you don't want a big, gay hunk mystery spoiled. Also today: Some completely gross Battleship casting, a timely Gossip Girl cameo, and an alien-related war brews in Los Angeles.

A mystery hunk is gay. And he's going to announce it to the world on 90210. Also today: David O. Russell storms off another set, Sela Ward is given a gun and a badge, and Dustin Hoffman's new TV career.

Actress and huge-thumbed freak of nature Megan Fox married her boyfriend, 90210 actor Brian Austin Green, in a secret ceremony in Hawaii last week. A source told Star: "They're now celebrating their honeymoon," probably by playing pinochle or something. [Star]

The CW was the last to present its fall schedule at the upfronts, the week when TV networks show advertisers what's in store. So what's in store for The CW? Two new shows, but five nights a week of programming.