Got Trump's Video of "Thousands and Thousands" of New Jersey Residents Cheering on 9/11? We'll Pay For It
On two separate occasions this weekend, increasingly less-crypto crypto-fascist Donald Trump made reference to a video of thousands of Arab-Americans in Jersey City, New Jersey cheering as the Twin Towers fell on 9/11. Thus far, absolutely no one has been able to verify this claim, most likely because the video never…
Chris Christie Throws New Jersey Under the Bus Just in Case Voters Like That
This weekend Donald Trump described personally witnessing “thousands and thousands” of people in New Jersey cheering as the towers came down on 9/11. Cue New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who is not going to stand for that, unless it helps him with voters—does anyone know if it will help him with voters?
Hillary Clinton Explains Why Wall Street Loves Her: 9/11
It is a fact that Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, like her previous political campaigns, is funded in large part by donations from the finance industry. Bernie Sanders has criticized her for this—or, at least, he has pointed this out, critically. At tonight’s inconveniently scheduled Democratic debate on CBS,…
Don't Ever Call the Cops on Yourself, Even When You're High as Shit
I think my teddy bear knows I’m high. Do I stink? I think I stink. There’s something really foreboding about the shape of that telephone. I bet it was made in a bad factory. God, I’m a fraid. Maybe if I just put on Planet Earth, I’ll feel better. A fraid? Unless it’s the episode with the fish. Afraid. God, I’m so…
New Book Says U.S. Government Planned Fake Hijacking for 9/11 Publicity
In his impressive new book Relentless Strike, author Sean Naylor chronicles the sprawling history of the Joint Special Operations Command, or JSOC, America’s special forces killing apparatus. It’s filled with anecdotes of both bravery and waste, but one in particular stands out: In the aftermath of 9/11, the Pentagon…
9/11 Survival Liar Somehow Makes Himself Look Even Worse
Steve Rannazzisi, That Guy From That Show The League, is in trouble this week after admitting he lied for years about surviving the destruction of the World Trade Center. Just now on Twitter, he managed to look even dumber.
Comedian Survived 9/11 From Much Greater Distance Than Previously Claimed
Sometimes we’re confronted with difficult truths about our heroes, America. And sometimes we’re blessed with incredible stories. On days like today—both. The New York Times reports that one of the stars of FXX comedy The League has been lying for years about juuust barely escaping the World Trade Center after the…
Let's Watch These Texas Cheerleaders Commemorate 9/11 With a Tasteful Cheer Routine
A video of high school cheerleaders performing a routine commemorating the 14th anniversary of the 9/11/2001 terror attacks, uploaded to Facebook on Friday, has been viewed almost 19 million times, BuzzFeed News reports.
Trump No Longer Extends Best 9/11 Wishes To Losers, Haters
Woody Allen impersonator and incessant tweeter Donald Trump has a lot to say to the losers and haters of the world. But apparently, that list no longer includes his wishes for a pleasant 9/11. Because in a devastating blow to both losers and haters everywhere, Donald Trump has deleted his most magnanimous of 9/11…
Christie Lied About Being Appointed U.S. Attorney on Sept. 10, 2001
Chris Christie (campaign slogan: Telling It Like It Is) repeatedly told it like it factually is not during last night’s GOP debate, twice claiming that President Bush appointed him U.S. attorney one day before 9/11. That didn’t actually happen.
Afghan Intelligence: Taliban Leader Mullah Omar Died Two Years Ago
According to Afghanistan’s main intelligence agency, Mullah Mohammad Omar, the Talibans’ spiritual leader turned “secretive head” and lead insurgent after the September 11 attacks, died over two years ago. And as of right now, it’s unclear exactly why it’s taken so long to report the death of the former Bin Laden…
In response to a FOIA request from documentary filmmaker Colette Neirouz Hanna, the U.S. National Archives have released a series of never-before-seen photographs, taken on 9/11/2001, of then-Vice President Dick Cheney and other members of the Bush administration.
Here's the CIA's Just-Released Top Secret File on Saudi Ties to 9/11
True to form, the CIA waited until 4:16 p.m. EDT this afternoon to release a trove of documents related to the September 11 attacks. Deep within one of those documents is a section on everything the agency learned after 9/11 about “Issues Relating to Saudi Arabia.” We can now share it here for the first time.

