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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01:21 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    "And blackmail was just a casting suggestion!" #davidletterman
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    Image of Edward Lionheart Edward Lionheart
    01:03 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Hey, if you want to pitch, you gotta get in the door somehow, right? I think it was worth a shot.... Hey Spielberg, I know about you and that actress. Call me. #davidletterman
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    Image of HandsomeBwonderful HandsomeBwonderful
    12:59 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    This is directly from the movie "The Player." Extortion shrouded in the barely deniable "pitch." Just watch the second to last scene in The Player. #davidletterman
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12:56 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Robert "Joe" Halderman goes by Joe so as not to be associated with infamous Nixon-era grifter H.R. "Bob" Haldeman; fates have other plans. #davidletterman
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12:56 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    What? Pay me $2million dollars for the rights to this screenplay that I am ABOUT to write, which.. ahem...will out you as an intern fucking, filthy old man.

    Hollywood often buys screenplays just to squash them.

    This just might work! #davidletterman
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    He was just following the old maxim: Write what you know. #davidletterman
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    12:54 PM

    In reply to Nidal Malik Hasan's Application for a Concealed Weapons Permit
    So, using the tortured logic that the right is using to say Obama knew Hasan, therefore the NRA is a terrorist organization! #nidalmalikhasan
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12:54 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    I have a copy of the synopsis he sent to Dave.

    "It'll be a story about a late night host named 'Dan Ledderman' who is beloved by everyone, but who secretly has an affair with my live-in girlfriend and then refuses to pay me $1,000,000 and has his brake lines cut. You ruined my life, you son of a bitch. Fade to black."

    Honest misunderstanding. #davidletterman
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    01:04 PM

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: working title: Take my wife, Please #davidletterman
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    12:53 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Is anyone else irritated that this is providing another opportunity for Dr. Bob Arnot to spout off? Plane crashes, politics, swine flu, Letterman affairs, he's an expert on all of it. #davidletterman
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12:52 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    This won't float. #davidletterman
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12:48 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    At this point, he’s just delivering Letterman monologue-material on a silver platter. #davidletterman
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    12:42 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    Who doesn't pitch like that? Oh right. #davidletterman
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12:27 PM

    In reply to Seriously, He Just Wanted to Sell Letterman a Screenplay
    My extensive legal experience tells me this defense is probably not going to work. #davidletterman
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12:53 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: My degree in English says you are right too. #davidletterman
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12:05 PM

    In reply to Man Punching Woman Fails to Make Ivy League Edgy
    Columbia is a hotbed of people who don't like each other very much pretending to be friends. This sort of thing was bound to happen sooner or later. #ivyleague
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    12:03 PM

    In reply to Man Punching Woman Fails to Make Ivy League Edgy
    Limbaugh/Beck political correctness rant in 3, 2, 1... #ivyleague
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