Hey, if you want to pitch, you gotta get in the door somehow, right? I think it was worth a shot.... Hey Spielberg, I know about you and that actress. Call me. #davidletterman
This is directly from the movie "The Player." Extortion shrouded in the barely deniable "pitch." Just watch the second to last scene in The Player. #davidletterman
Robert "Joe" Halderman goes by Joe so as not to be associated with infamous Nixon-era grifter H.R. "Bob" Haldeman; fates have other plans. #davidletterman
What? Pay me $2million dollars for the rights to this screenplay that I am ABOUT to write, which.. ahem...will out you as an intern fucking, filthy old man.
Hollywood often buys screenplays just to squash them.
"It'll be a story about a late night host named 'Dan Ledderman' who is beloved by everyone, but who secretly has an affair with my live-in girlfriend and then refuses to pay me $1,000,000 and has his brake lines cut. You ruined my life, you son of a bitch. Fade to black."
Is anyone else irritated that this is providing another opportunity for Dr. Bob Arnot to spout off? Plane crashes, politics, swine flu, Letterman affairs, he's an expert on all of it. #davidletterman
Columbia is a hotbed of people who don't like each other very much pretending to be friends. This sort of thing was bound to happen sooner or later. #ivyleague
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Hollywood often buys screenplays just to squash them.
This just might work! #davidletterman
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"It'll be a story about a late night host named 'Dan Ledderman' who is beloved by everyone, but who secretly has an affair with my live-in girlfriend and then refuses to pay me $1,000,000 and has his brake lines cut. You ruined my life, you son of a bitch. Fade to black."
Honest misunderstanding. #davidletterman
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