Holy Slow-Ass News Day!

Oh hai! It's 11:40 EST and I still haven't posted one single proper item. Know why? No news, none at all. At least, nothing I'd want to post here. I've been trolling the stupid news feeds for two hours now and it's all just a rehash of yesterday, and yesterday was paper-thin. Fifty stories about the twins and thirty more about some scummy "book" ripping Madonna by Madonna's bother, in which he says nothing interesting. Plus the usual Sunday morning horror show of screechy writing about politics... Gack! And it's so nice out! Continued ranting, and an invitation to chaos, after the jump. More »