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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    'Twitter' seemed humble and self-effacing at the onset, yet now seems euphemistic for this cyber-sphincter of embarrassing self-disclosure.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    Hey everybody, I think I'm gonna sneeze.


    Any second now ...


    Nope. False alarm.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    Shitter
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    Image of DaTruf DaTruf
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    I'm starting a new instant messaging application called "Pooper". It allows people to send camera photos of their bowel movements to people. It has all the immediacy of Twitter, but is more interesting...


    These people vomit so much uninteresting, useless information about themselves that even a potential stalker would be turned off.


    As my grandma would say, "Just because you are thinking something doesn't mean that anybody wants to hear it."

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/09/09

    @DaTruf: "Pooper" should be called "Shitter." I'd rather gaze at bowel movements than read this Twitter shit. They'd be more original, too, like snowflakes!
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    Image of DavidWatts DavidWatts
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    I love people COMMENTING ON GAWKER about how dumb Twitter is. You do not have the online high ground, people.
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    Image of Krashstar Krashstar
    01/09/09

    @DavidWatts: Especially funny how offended Gawkers gets about twitter.


    "Trivial snark is our game, okay? So get the fuck out of our tree fort, please."

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/09/09

    @Krashstar: It's just the narcissism inherent in it that bugs me. If someones Twits -- Tweets? -- were clever and funny, I'd read them. But it's all such boring shit.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/09/09

    @DavidWatts: Well, let's take a look at your own output, shall we?


    - Should I be this anxious all the time? Not feeling like this was my favorite part of being unemployed. about 5 hours ago from web


    - @jmarms I think I am in love with these girls: [www.boycrazyusa.com] about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jmarms


    - Don't read blog comments if you are already depressed. They do not help. about 7 hours ago from web


    Yeeessss.... This certainly turns the tables on us. Yes it does sir!

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    This reminds me of a question based on Devo.


    If you don't have the time or resources for both in one session, do you eliminate first a) the ninnies or b) the twits?

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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    01/09/09

    @Smitros: We twist away the gates of steel to find a beautiful world.


    And then we eliminate the ninnies AND the twits.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/09/09

    @Yeah but no but yeah:


    I could go for that.


    Just in case, though, any insights on the binary choice are welcome.


    Mrs. Smitros and I were talking about the subject this morning and we arrived independently at the same answer.

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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    01/09/09

    @Smitros: I see you've already found the Girl U Want... what more are you looking for? :p
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    01/09/09

    @Smitros: We're pinheads all...Jocko Homo
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/09/09

    @Yeah but no but yeah:


    Capital-T Truth. Or some really good hash browns.

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    Image of propertius propertius
    01/09/09

    @Smitros: @Yeah but no but yeah:


    I'd guess that the groups overlap. Eliminate that bunch. It may be the optimal solution.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/09/09

    @propertius:


    I'm thinking that one could bypass ninnies in the first round, as they are largely feeble and self-limiting. Twits, though, often have position, privilege and ideas, as well as a sense of being entitled to inflict all of these on others.


    Might have to eliminate the twits first.

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    Image of beppolina1 beppolina1
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    Let's call it Twatter.
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    01/09/09

    @beppolina1: That's been a running joke in my geek household for a while.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    I have the opposite problem, after midnight things seem to go into my mouth.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    Nobody puts the "twit" in "twitter" like Bonnie Fuller.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/09/09

    @MisterHippity: And also the "er..."
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    I'm aflutter over Twitter.
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    Image of MaverickReformer MaverickReformer
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    God I hate twitter. Someone please end it.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/09/09

    @MaverickReformer: It is the fucking dumbest thing I have ever seen. Newsflash, Twitterers: no one cares!!!
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    Image of mustardpony mustardpony
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    the whole concept of twitter and the facebook "what are you doing right now?" feature require the user to believe that someone actually gives a fuck.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @mustardpony: Has anyone ever noticed that Facebook will nag you if you haven't updated your status for a while, because you know, you're out doing things and stuff.
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/09/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Have Many Regrets
    How have I managed to exist all these years without these bon mots to inform and educatio me? Mine is a truly wasted life.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @Truculent: Welllll...you're reading Gawker, so yeah, i'm going to have to give you that one.
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/09/09

    @Hydroceph: I chose to waste my life in a different way, thank you.


    And Gawker is an illness, not a lifestyle choice. So don't judge me. I'm a victim.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @Truculent: I'm a victim.


    Aren't we all? Just ask Anne Coulter.

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