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    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    This is like the time Mariah Carey appeared in Glitter and her career was found lifeless in the gutter.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    I thought he died playing Craps? Oh wait, that was Elvis.
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: ha!
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: I will use this joke. Thank you.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I'm good for like one, maybe two funnies a week.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    The question is: how do we entice Danny Bonaduce into such dangerous gunplay?
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: Tell him it'll get him on the teevee.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: And dangle a dollar bill from the camera.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    When I lived in Syria, one of the VPs was arrested on corruption charges. He committed by shooting himself in the head. Four times.
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    12/18/08

    @Mediahohoho: committed suicide, that is.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    It is also eerily reminiscent of the time Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman tripped and fell repeatedly on O.J.'s big ol' knife.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    This is like the time President Kennedy was cleaning his gun and it suddenly went off.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    Do you guys remember when Elliott Smith supposedly committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest? I didn't believe that, either.
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    12/18/08

    @CodePink: Twice in the chest. With a kitchen knife, no less.
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    12/18/08

    @hortense: that was so sad. I remember going to the vigil in Thompkins Square Park but it was during this punk festival and so we were sitting around candles, and there was this awful death metaly punk band playing, and I thought: hmm, Elliott might have actually sort of dug this.
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    12/18/08

    @CodePink: ...

    twice in the chest...with his girlfriend "in the bathroom"...with her fingerprints on the weapon...because she pulled out the knife....


    I'm just surprised they declared it a suicide so quickly. If I was found with a dead guy and a knife in my hand, I'd be worried.

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    12/30/08

    @Daveed: Jennifer Cheeba (spelling?) yup. Sketch.
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    12/18/08

    In reply to Scott Ruffalo's Death Was a Murder, Police Declare
    In other news, the Pope is Catholic, poop is malodorous, and water, it is wet.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: "poop is malodorous,"


    Thank you for my quote of the day.

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    12/18/08

    @Mount_Prion: That fact was reinforced at 7 a.m. when I stepped in dog shit while taking my dog out to shit.


    I enjoy your prion, by the way. I'm more of a DNA repair protein kind of guy, but it's still nifty.

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: Mmmm...so this one time, I'm walking in the subway, and I step in some dog shit.


    Then I remember that dogs don't take the subway! But homeless people do! Wooooo!

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: Water - not necessarily wet when it's dry ice.
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    12/18/08

    @overunderover: Dry ice isn't water; 'tis solid carbon dioxide.*


    *this fact brought to you by Sarcastro, America's finest pedantic wanker

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    12/18/08

    @Mount_Prion: In Pittsburgh, a friend has a business which requires him to rent a large garage in a seedy warehouse district.


    One morning, he discovered a massive coil of fecal matter that, judging by its size, couldn't have been canine. He named it "Bruce Jackson."

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: Did you have a semi-solid alibi for the night in question?
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: I did, but it was offal.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: What a waste.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: No shit.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I just wish you had the intestinal fortitude to admit when you've erred, instead of this smear campaign.
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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: I shall think of you each time I loiter at the butcher counter


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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: Well, the truth, these days, is an endangered feces.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: That's like a Platonic-World-of-the-Forms poop. Idealer than ideal.


    Or it could be sausage. Which is also good.

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    12/18/08

    @Sarcastro: That's fissure.
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    12/18/08

    @scroll_lock: Correctum.
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