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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    I love how the describe the snake as "in good health."


    I'm no herpetologist, but aren't snakes pretty much either healthy or dead?

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    You know, I've been described as 'easy, an ideal beginner's snake. Hardy, tolerant of handling.'
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/03/09

    @HiredGoons:


    Far better than being a cold-hearted snake who don't play by rules.

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    Image of wry_bred wry_bred
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    But did the police speak to it in Parseltongue?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    Considering that possum sightings been mentioned in two recent issues of New York magazine, I find this amusing and consistent.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    One day I heard a funny noise in my bathroom. I lifted the toilet lid, only to have a wet rat jump at me. I wish I'd had that snake!
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/03/09

    @bytememehard: worst. nightmare.
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    Image of spartus620 spartus620
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    My 5 inch corn snake got out and into my neighbors apartment... I got kicked out of the co-op!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/03/09

    @spartus620: Funny, I've got an 8" cornhole snake. Wanna play date?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    The children were overreacting out of the excitement and anticipation of the new Harry Potter movie. They told the police officers that an evil man had sneaked their home in the form of a snake and was listening to their secrets.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    Don't mess with the black ones, either. Our yard snake (for the last nine years) occasionally goes into our attic, eats mice, and sheds his skin. Which is now over four feet long.


    Snakes have their purposes. And keeping our vole population out of our damned pool is one of them. I hate fishing those nasty little things out.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/03/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: And your kids can take the shed skin to "Show and Tell". Multi-tasking recycling servicey.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    06/03/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Now if only our dogs would quit leaving thier offerings on our deck. The corpses start to smell after a while.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    That snake needs a plunger in the ass. As do I.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/03/09

    @saythatscool: Is there something you wish to share with us? Through comments, I mean.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    But the rat snake is nature's only weapon against manbearpig! I'm serial!!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/03/09

    In reply to Stray Pet of Doom Sparks Media Frenzy
    Rat snakes are very popular on farms and in rural areas, so much so that they winter in the attics of houses and it's considered bad luck (and bad pest control mangement)to disturb them. Good snakey.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    06/03/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: Yessir, indeed. I grew up in a rural area, and we got really pissed when a family moved into town and made a point of killing all the rat snakes on their property. Then they found out why we don't kill the rat snakes, because a bunch of copperheads took up residence on their property to eat the abundance of rodents that had been previously eaten by the rat snakes.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/03/09

    @kimsama: that is satisfying to me.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/06/09

    In reply to Dylan Ratigan Screws Over ABC News
    or was it a noncompetent agreement
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