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    Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    Hey, anyone who comes up with a new idea like having a dad go hunting for his kidnapped daughter deserves all the success he can get.
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    03/08/09

    @Weegee's bored: That's right! Snark is dead!
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    I find this guy so incredibly cute. He's got that Ben Kunkel thing going on. In case he and his wife read this, I'll just say stay silent about that dreadful Observer wedding announcement.


    Instead, some photos of him and Allison I obsessively dug up. I want to suck the grease out of his hair.



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    03/06/09

    @Solomon Grundy: I see his wife's maiden name was Munster.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    03/08/09

    @Solomon Grundy: Wake and bakers much?
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    Image of Suckit Suckit
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    One of us has found success in their career and in love through old fashioned hard work, determination and a little bit of luck. The comments so far are nothing short of insults, meant to trivialize and belittle this accomplishment. It makes me sick.


    Obama has won. Snark is so over. Go ahead and execute me, but first, you can Suckit.

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    03/08/09

    @Suckit: Showing films at BAM, selling what sounds to be a not very original screenplay, and marrying a woman of Robin Williams level whimsicality. Yes. These accomplishments are truly, truly awesome.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    Level of cutesy public oversharing in a relationship is usually inversely proportional to the length and health of that relationship. This dude will be single again before 2015.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    E-squeeze-me, but Mr. G would have to lend spark and life to a whole genre to be The New Shane Black and be paid bazillions of dollars for a screenplay that will be rewritten beyond recognition and produced into a kidney-jarring belly flop (rinse, repeat; rinse repeat....).


    Related: Wahlberg has gone to "the other side." It angers the Movie Gods when actors who become producers later want to become actors again. This could be one of those "fork in the eye" productions based on that bit of karma alone.

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    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    And it sold because Taken has been so successful, some producers wanted to cash in on the next knockoff? Sounds like being in the right place at the right time (though that doesn’t mean it’s not a good script!).
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    His next screenplay should be about one of the undead who really loves Strawberry Shortcake. It's like people always say: write what you know.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    03/06/09

    @Mary Mouse: HA!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    Next time you link to anything like that engagement story, you should hand out those home kits to check insulin levels.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    So sorry. Wouldn't wish Marky Mark on anyone's movie.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    Wait - didn't Liam Neeson just do this? "Taken"?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/06/09

    In reply to Brooklynite's Overnight Success Keeps the Starbucks Jockey Screenwriting Dream Alive
    Well my internet comments are read by half-dozens of people EVERY SINGLE DAY!
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Gawker: The Movie, starring Julia Allison, written by Twitter
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    03/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I actually just skip over your comments, usually.


    Moff, on the other hand--there's a guy with comments.

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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    03/06/09

    @braak: It's no use trying to butter him up with the same ol' better-than-Smails compliments, dear; I'm afraid he's left the East Coast for good.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    03/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails, DorothyMantooth & braak: Our landlord knocked $200 off next month's rent because the guy who lived here before us left the bathroom and kitchen so dirty.


    That means it really is almost cheaper to be in here than it is to be in Smails' mom. (Almost.)

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/06/09

    @Moff: Don't let your mother know that you have an extra $200 lying around, or she's liable to come over meth-addled, cock-hungry and begging. I have made that mistake before, and there isn't enough Valtrex in the world.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    03/06/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: You're just making things up now. We all know you haven't had an extra $200 lying around since that Russian website with the dogs and the ladies started accepting PayPal.
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    03/06/09

    @Moff: @TheHonJudgeSmails:


    You two make me swoon.

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    03/06/09

    @weething: Mom?
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