Donald Trump Says His Muslim Ban Will Help the U.S. Make Muslim Friends
Over the course of this election race, it’s remained unclear exactly what type of friend Donald Trump is. But if his ideas about international friendships are anything to go on, we can likely hazard a guess that he’s a pretty crappy one.
Watch the Worst of Donald Trump's Wild Media Tour
If there’s one thing Donald Trump knows, it’s how to get on TV—and after his xenophobic policy pivot last night, get on TV he did. In fact, the Donald spent the last 18 hours on a whirlwind tour of the cable networks parroting the same canned provocations over and over: Did you see that thousands of people lined up to…
Ray Kelly Will Be a Producer on ABC Cop Show Inspired by His Racist, Paranoid Policing
A terrorism crime drama television show loosely based on the career of former New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly is being developed for ABC, Variety reports. Kelly held the position twice, serving for 12 years in his second appointment. He will serve as a producer on the ABC show.
Either 192% of Americans Weighed in on Obamacare or WaPo's Chart Sucks
Maybe both. On the plus side, America hates everything and everybody, according to the Washington Post-ABC News poll tabs.
David Lynch Is (Not?) Directing New "Twin Peaks" Scenes With "Hot Girls"
Television's most delightful occult/weird-crime/Tibetan Book of the Dead soap opera was Twin Peaks, first broadcast on ABC in 1990 and 1991. It was a magical era before all the characters stared at smart phones and websites all the time, because such things didn't exist. And now David Lynch is looking for a "HOT…
John Mayer Said "Fucking" on GMA, Shaded Girlfriend Katy Perry
Awww. Pop's hottest, most convincingly eternal couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, stopped by Good Morning America to premiere their "Who You Love" video and, in the process, awkwardly suffered through their first-ever shared interview. They discussed their seating configuration woes ("We don't quite know what kind of…
CNN Says ABC's Benghazi Scoop Used a Fake Quote
Remember last week, when ABC News caught the Obama administration red-handed, manipulating its talking points about last year's fatal attack in Benghazi? In that account of the editing chain, ABC's Jonathan Karl reported that one email had specifically asked for the State Department to be protected. According to the…
NBC Reportedly Axed Tweet of Support to Very Ill Robin Roberts for Fear of 'Aiding the Enemy'
New York magazine's lengthy dissection of the ultimate first-world problem that is morning-news drama is a good read, if you're into media navelgazing. Covering Matt Lauer's role as the villain in Ann Curry's unsentimental firing from the Today Show, and the Today Show's subsequent fall from grace, the piece contains…
John Boehner 'Can't Imagine' Ever Supporting Gay Marriage
Today John Boehner told Martha Raddatz, host of ABC's "This Week," that he "can't imagine" himself ever supporting gay marriage, even after Senator Portman's high-profile reversal on the issue.
ABC has optioned How to Survive a Plague for a possible dramatic miniseries. As if losing the Oscar weren't bad enough.
Ohio Man Sees Jesus in Bird Droppings on Car Windshield
Christ has finally chosen to reveal himself in the form of bird droppings on an Ohio man's windshield. From ABC's local news bureau:
ABC to Air Disturbing New Footage of Fort Hood Massacre, Interviews with 'Betrayed' Survivors
On tonight's World News with Diane Sawyer, ABC will air several interviews with victims of the 2009 Fort Hood massacre, as well as graphic video showing the chaos in the immediate aftermath of the shooting. The video is incredibly disturbing, and shows bodies of the dead and injured scattered across the floor, pools…
Robin Roberts will return to Good Morning America permanently on Feb. 20. Al Roker has a congratulations kiss for you.
Manti Te'o Tells Katie Couric He Is Double Plus Ungay
Katie Couric's long-awaited, and equally as teased, interview with Manti Te'o aired this afternoon. Couric was not shy about addressing one of the most popular hypotheses about Te'o: "One of the theories, many theories, Manti, making the rounds is somehow you created this whole scenario to cover up your sexual…
'I Wasn't as Forthcoming as I Should Have Been': A First Look at Katie Couric's Manti Te'o Interview
We're seeing the first previews of Manti Te'o's interview with Katie Couric, set to air tomorrow. In the clip, Couric flat out asks Te'o why he ran with the story about his dead girlfriend, even after learning the whole thing was a hoax on Dec. 6.
Jimmy Kimmel Skewers Los Angeles' Reaction to 'Arctic Blast'
In case Twitter hasn't told you, it's very cold in Los Angeles right now. Well, 50 degrees, otherwise known as summer in Milwaukee. But our taco-eating, trail-running bretheren are sensitive, okay?
Robin Roberts Announces Her Return to Good Morning America a Matter of 'Weeks, Not Months'
Good Morning America anchor Robin Roberts announced this morning she expects to return to the show sometime in February. Roberts has not been on live television since August, when she began treatment for myelodysplastic syndrome (MDS), a rare blood disorder.
Mariah Carey Throws a Drag-Queen-Sized Amount of Shade at Nicki Minaj
Come next week, we'll get to see with our own eyes if the pop-culture feud of 2012 is as fake as it seems when American Idol begins its 12th season featuring Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj on its judging panel. But until then, we'll just have to take their word for it. Nicki has already weighed in, and Mariah got an…
