Behold: Bristol Palin's Full—and Infinitely More Horrid—Acting Debut
I said Bristol Palin was bad when I posted the teaser for her The Secret Life of the American Teenager acting debut, but the full scene is even more excruciating. Palin is like a malfunctioning robot FROM HELL. Video inside.
Huge Kicks Off With a Plus-Sized Strip Tease
ABC Family's latest offering is Huge, a comedy about a "rough around the edges" teen that's begrudgingly sent away to Fat Camp for the summer. The first two minutes of the show treat us to a strip-tease by Nikki Blonsky.
ABC Family's Pretty Little Liars Premiere in 3 Minutes: Sex, Sex, and More Sex
ABC "Family" premiered it's newest gem last night, Pretty Little Liars. We cut down the hour show to less than 3 minutes, keeping only the parts that people watch this type of show for... the sex, baby.
Bristol Palin to Play World's Least Convincing Teenage Mother on TV
Because all the slots for MTV's Teen Mom were taken, Levi Johnston's babymama Bristol Palin will act for the first time on ABC Family's pubescents and placentas drama The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Not type casting at all.
Calvin and Grant Have New Issues to Face on Greek
Last night's premiere of Greek gave some well-deserved airtime to Calvin and Grant's budding relationship. During the episode, Grant decides that he wants to come out and tell their fraternity brothers that the two are more than just roommates.
ABC Family's Greek: Just the (Many) Gay Parts
Who knew ABC Family was chasing the Logo audience. Witness their college frat house soap opera Greek, which, as this clip reel demonstrates, may just be the gayest show on television this side of Bromance.
Will Movie Ads Save The Oscars?
· We have more info on the lift of the Oscars movie-ad-ban in place since 1953: The Academy will allow one spot per distributor, it must feature only one film, and it must premiere during the telecast. The idea is that the high-profile and elaborate ads themselves will become a reason for the disinterested to tune…
The Secret Lives of American Teenagers Are Boring
ABC Family's new series, the ambitiously-titled The Secret Life of the American Teenager, premieres tonight, and the critics are none too excited about it. The Boston Globe's Joanna Weiss breaks down the show—about a 15-year-old who gets pregnant the first time she has sex—into its cliché character archetypes, which…
