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Mother's Day, Professional Help Needed: I'm A Bad Son, What Do I Do?
New York, 11:56 AM
Thu Dec 10
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hmm, well it also helps for her to have a birthday that's really close to mother's day, like my mom does."
I don't get this. How does this get her to not care about mother's day?
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Sorry Kara. You are my top fantasy ever, but you need to shed the whole Scientology thing and I'll be all like Swedish is the shit. Until then, you are a nutty Scientologist. But I love you with all my heart and all my soul.
Come home Kara. Come home!
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David Fucking Miscaviage. I've been coming for you near over 2 years and the body blow is coming soon.
Ya midget mother fucker.
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And if it doesn't quite meet those standards, believe me you know about it. She will not think twice about saying 'what the hell is this' or 'are you fucking serious with this shit' or 'take this back' or something of the sort. Christmas is like this also.
Come to think of it, it's probably not an altogether healthy situation actually.
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But my father will not ask her what she wants -- Birthday, Xmas, Mother's Day.
So I get a call. Dad, whispering, so Mother cannot hear.
Dad: Daughter. I need your help.
Me: Yes, Dad.
Whispering Dad: I need you to find out what your mother wants.
Me: Okay. (hangs up, calls mother on cell)
Me: Hi, Ma. Dad wants to know what you want.
Ma: OH, I want blah blah blah. And he can get it here and here. But here has the best price. I have circulars you can mail him.
Me: Calls Dad back.
I've been doing the same shit for 15 years now.
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I love your screen-name. Always wondered what was going on with Ms. Musso
and Frank.