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    The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps

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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/31/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Foster, I want to kiss you! You made my day! Anyone who links to "(We've Got) Big Balls" is all right in my book.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    I worked as a clerk in a porn shop in 1993 and we sold these things. John Holmes even had his name on one. As always, way to to go, New York Times, for being on the forefront of everything.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/30/09

    @SaraRueful: "The New York Times: Journalism at the fore(skin)"
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    Image of MassimoWoodpecker MassimoWoodpecker
    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Go with Cialis. Eventually you die anyway . . . so what if you can go deaf or blind. I don't believe that anyway since they told us that when we were nine . . .
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    Image of LeeroySpitzer LeeroySpitzer
    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Excellent news! Medicare will split the costs with me!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Erector set . . .
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    I'm alarmed by the existence of non-prescription penis pumps. Who monitors these feral pumps? Who administers them? Who instructs in their intended use?
    Imagine if instead of a penis, one is carelessly fitted on a dangling hand in error? Or knock-offs made from bamboo stalks and aquarium pumps are substituted? If they're pumped too little, or too much? What if they're confused for the Whippets dispenser? A bong? Or worse, Timmy's bicycle pump?!
    It's clear that the NYT needs to devote a series on this unsettling development. Otherwise, only tragedy can ensue.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    @Trai_Dep: A bicycle pump? Ow?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    If oral sex can't snap you out of impotence, you might as well be dead anyway.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: it's kind of a chicken egg issue there though isn't it
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/29/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart:

    I don't know, but I would be willing to test it.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: lulz
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    $300-$600 for a penis pump? Hell, I can get a decent one for about $60 retail at the porn store. Or so I'm told.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    @ShanghaiLil: ask smails
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    08/30/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: I need to start a contracting business on this. Hell, I'll give them a break -- $200-$500 for a penis pump. I must be craaaaaaazy for selling penis pumps at these prices.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    jesus fucking christ. insurance covers this happy fun stuff but doesn't cover birth control pills and/or abortions

    if there is a god she's fucking laughing at us
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    08/29/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: This isn't true in a lot of states (NY is one of them). You should move! This is possibly an unfeasible suggestion.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    @allyzay: ny rulz. this is true. it totally should be our own separate nation. fuck the square states.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Screw that, this is ALL you need guys!
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    I guess that is one solution to a floppy woo.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: One of many. Again, paging George Gurley.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    So basically it does what a mouth could do? Ok.
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    08/29/09

    @Cheap Shot: That's right, Grandma! All you need to do is take out your dentures, form a tight seal with your lips and suck.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/30/09

    @friend_of_a_friend: This is why I've basically abstained from taking any kind of responsibility from the content in the comments. Sigh. Then again, they say you get the audience you deserve. I get the "sans denture blowjob" contingent.
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